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granted, typing "this" is now easier.

I wish I could lucid dream

Granted, you get stuck inside Deep Sleep, the game forever.

I wish I had more time.

You just did. This angers the Corrupting Ginn because you did not give him anything to do, and in his frustration he curses you to be followed EVERYWHERE by the The Paradox Brothers. They turn anything you say into a tangled mess of gibberish. You lose all your friends and become hounded by 10 year olds and 10 year olds at heart. The Paradox Brothers will vanish in 20 years, the fans between 30 years and whenever you die.

To show some kindness, I wish R2D21999 had a pair of noise canceling headphones.

granted, he became deaf from what happens outside of the headphones, and he can never take them off.

I wish I worked for AG

granted, you don't get paid

I wish that we could use old entries from previous contests as our armatures

Granted, you would have to ask Ferret about that. (You really can ask Ferret about it.)

I wish I was more active on AG in the past.

Granted, you were more active, but you never posted in the forum

I wish I didn't have homework

Granted but no you have a 0%.

I wish I could start my homework.

Granted, but you only start a minute before you have to submit it.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

Granted, but now you failed the semester and have to retake it.

Nothing was granted because no wish sad made.

I wish I owned a pet dinosaur.

Granted, even though it's like a pet rock since your pet dinosaur is a fossil.

I wish to have the most amazing piece of cheese that ever existed!

Granted but it will be the last piece of cheese that ever existed.

I wish there was a wish in my last post here.

Granted, but then you would the granted.

I wish I wasn't in trouble.

Granted, but you can only be out of trouble for 1 second.

I wish to become a legend among legends