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granted, you drank coke instead.

I wish junk food was healthy.

Granted, but it tastes awful, and makes you eat other healthy foods

I wish for Peace on Earth

Granted, life has now become boring.

I wish for peace in Hell.

Granted, the world is now in mass disorder, gee thanks...

I wish the world is back normal.

Granted, the normal-ness makes the world so boring, everyone commits suicide.

I wish the world was in touch with God.

Granted, but it's a god of another religion

I wish that I could remember to make wishes

Granted, though every time you remember, you have no idea what to wish for.

I wish I was working for AG.

Granted but you don't get paid.

I wish I could corrupt a wish.

Granted, but it was your own wish.

I wish I didn't wait 30 seconds before posting.

Granted, but your lag causes you to have to wait a minute before you can post

I wish I was happy

Granted, but you're only happy from being sad.

I wish the world was a better place.

Granted, but to do that, we wouldn't exist.

I wish I could change the world.

Granted, but you never get any credit, and live life almost the same as normal

I wish I could wish without my wish getting corrupted

Granted, though those kinds of wishes don't come true.

I wish I could cheat all kinds of smart remarks

Granted, your teacher gives you a dunce cap for being a smart alec.

I wish this would be easier.