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Granted, but no matter what you wish for the Genie will make sure the wishes have a negative impact on your life.

I wish I was a good Genie.

Granted, but you're abused by selfish masters and are never released from your prison lamp.

I wish I could focus on studies better so that I can remove the guilt in me for goofing off during my studies.

Granted, but you miss your exam, after over-sleeping due to a late night study session, so the knowledge becomes almost useless

I wish that my throat didn't hurt

Granted. It's been severed from your body so that you can't feel the pain.

Wish my headache went away.

Don't do what I just did.

Granted, but the headache was telling you that you had an injury, which you then die of because you didn't listen to what your head was telling you.

I wish for another p to put in my name

Congrats you're name is now spaphire 24. How to pronounce it, noone knows!

I wish I had three hands

Spa-fire. Nice!
Granted, but you get arrested for chopping someones hand off.

I wish I owned a set of wings. (Eoin Colfer style)

Granted, though you only get it when you go to heaven, if you go there.

I wish I was the lord of all light.

Sorry, can't be granted, that post is taken, several times over, so...

I wish that I could dance

Granted, but you only know how to do the wiggle.

I wish I could have superman's powers.

You only have his suit.

I wish I had a penguin friend.

Granted, but he eats your life.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted but it's made out of sand.

I wish for another wish.

Granted. You wish for your curse reversed and spent the next two months in a 3.5/5 star musical. (Into The Woods reference)

I wish Meryl Streep had a happier fate in that movie.

Granted but now you can't get over her death.

I wish I hadn't drank so much Sprite.