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[b]I have one and it will be better then any others:Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever!

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru.

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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP

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1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. Rape
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.

149. say "THIS IS A ROBBERY PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" while wielding a crossbow.

I hate copying and pasting game like this...

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds.

1. Smuggle Burger King food in.
2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?)
3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage.
4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women.
6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan.
7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines
8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter.
9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means
10. Pretend you have turrets.
11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?"
12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't.
13. Ask for a "Burger king special"
14. Be a redheaded farm girl
15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal
16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef""
17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..."
18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters"
19. Get water instead of a soda
20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options
21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs...
22. Walk in wearing a bikini.
23. Order a Wopper.
24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac."
25. Start a sing along.
26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place.
27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry.
28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger!
29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"?
30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid
34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!"
35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it.
36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone.
37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store.
38. Just show a gun.
39.fire in the hole
40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe
41. take a high powered pellet gun in
42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table
43. Punch some people
44. Tell the cashier he is fat
45. pee in your pants
46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here
47. take many guns and play cs for real
48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend?
49. Act really horny
50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?"
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay.
56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
58. start violently stroking the cashier.
59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume
60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
61. Kick everyone.
62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket
64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left.
65. attack the floor with a knife
66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
67.Start yelling about how bad the service is.
68.Order a ninja-laser burger.
69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!".
70.Refuse to pay.
71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food.
74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
75.keep stealing other people's fries as they walk by.
76.list 1001 ways to get kicked out of Mcdonalds
77.Reveal what Chicken nuggets are REALLY made of.
78.Tell of the resturaunt employee!
79.Tell them you ordered a big mac not a heart attack.
80.Run in naked, jump around saying " I AM THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"
81.Eat other people's food.
82.Smack people with bananas.
83.Choke someone.
84.Stab yourself.
85.Throw stuff.
86.Bring your dog.
87.Eat people.
88.Stab fat people.
89.Stab the manager.
90.Shoot yourself.
91.Poop on someone.
92.Fart on the manager.
93.Fart on fat people.
94.Fart on skinny people.
95.Fart on your money
96.Order a McGangBanger with an extra medium diet water.
97.go in on rollerblades and take all of teh ketchup:P
98. Get a job as a greeter and smile at customers saying "would you like death or just a near experience, cuz if u dont enjoy your death-on-a-bun, go to subway!" and scowl at Ronald.
99. go inside in a clown costume and keep offering children candy to go in your van XP
100. get in a clown costume and start pelvic thrusting towards people walking by.
101.order the whole menu,throw everything in teh dustbin and refuse to pay.
102.`Come with the Colonel(KFC) and Burger King into a Mac Donald`s and you will be banned forever! (<<<Er what?)
103. Yell really loudly, "I NEED TO GO PEE" then 2 seconds later say, "Oh never mind." and smile.
104. When ordering your food keep on asking if the elephant poop in your burger is cleaned off until they say, YES!! And then refuse to pay.
105.Come in McDonalds with a video camera.
106.Ask if the dog poop on your burger could be less yellow.
107.Say you will sue them.
108.Order a "Fart sandwich or whatever you call your cheeseburger."
109.Ask for all the ingredients on the hamburger and then say, "Gross!".
110.Ask when they will improve the economy like they promised in 1994
111"Throw a big mac at the manager.
112.Come in with a sign that says SAVE THE COWS.
113.I want to talk to the clown and i want to talk to the clown NOW.
114.Drive a donkey to the drive thru
115.Build a castle on the roof.
116.Sell Burger King's food in your castle.
117.Move the castle(So it doesn't break.) and make a catapult and attack McDonalds.
118.Send your knights to attack McDonalds.
119.Send your archers to attack.
120.Send your "Wizards" to go in and yell "FIREBALL!" as they smack people with their "Wands".
121.Send your "Bananas" to attack.
122.Send someone to say "The banana king requests that he talks to your king.".
123.Request that you buy the castle known as McDonalds
124.Say to everybody you wanna know what french fries are really made of.
125.Start a zombie plague in MCdonalds.
126.Ask for a baconator
127.Ask how much the cheeseburger is over and over agian
128. Ask the cashier to have sex with you
129. ride thrugh the window on a horse and lance the cash register into the wall
130.walk in and accuse all people in the building of heresy and burning at the stake XP
131.pee on the tables
132.pee on the chairs
133.pee on the money in the cash register
134.pee on the cashier
135.pee on the diners
136.do a combo of any of the five above
137. kick yourself out of macdonaldc's
138. start a revolt
139. start a revolution
140. kidnap someone
141. Ask the cashire what he likes to sell most
142. Start a striptease
143. Demonstrate the proper use of a condom
144. ****
145. Kill
146. Pay the customers not to eat at macdonald's
147. Stuff the burgers with paper.
148. put a burger king advertisement on the big logo outsie.
149) Give the cashier burgers and ask for money.
150) Act as the manager and give evryone a raise.
151) Stand next to Ronald and copy his idiot smile and position.
152) Give the customers in the line 50 bucks to get out of the shop.
153) Set up a new fast food shop inside McDonalds.
154. Sell burger king food in your shop.
155. Shoot the cashier and say: "That will make my shop better."
156. Sell cannons in your shop.
157. Fire cannons at McDonalds
158.Say why is this drink yellow?