Completely and utterly based off "1001 ways to get kicked out of Wall Mart" but with a different setting. Same basic rules as the famous game.
I, of course, will start...
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood.
52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's.
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat 45. pee in your pants 46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here 47. take many guns and play cs for real 48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend? 49. Act really horny 50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?" 51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood. 52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's 53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke. 54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's. 55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay. 56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat 45. pee in your pants 46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here 47. take many guns and play cs for real 48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend? 49. Act really horny 50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?" 51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood. 52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's 53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke. 54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's. 55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay. 56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs 57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!".
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat 45. pee in your pants 46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here 47. take many guns and play cs for real 48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend? 49. Act really horny 50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?" 51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood. 52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's 53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke. 54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's. 55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay. 56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs 57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!". 58. start violently stroking the cashier. 59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume 60. jump over the counter and start eating everything
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat 45. pee in your pants 46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here 47. take many guns and play cs for real 48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend? 49. Act really horny 50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?" 51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood. 52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's 53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke. 54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's. 55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay. 56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs 57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!". 58. start violently stroking the cashier. 59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume 60. jump over the counter and start eating everything 61. Kick everyone.
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat 45. pee in your pants 46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here 47. take many guns and play cs for real 48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend? 49. Act really horny 50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?" 51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood. 52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's 53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke. 54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's. 55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay. 56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs 57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!". 58. start violently stroking the cashier. 59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume 60. jump over the counter and start eating everything 61. Kick everyone. 62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!"
53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke.
Haha this is definitely the best I laughed so hard. I think I'm actually going to do that, but I'm not going to drink it because chances are there is spit in there somewhere.
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat 45. pee in your pants 46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here 47. take many guns and play cs for real 48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend? 49. Act really horny 50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?" 51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood. 52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's 53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke. 54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's. 55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay. 56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs 57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!". 58. start violently stroking the cashier. 59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume 60. jump over the counter and start eating everything 61. Kick everyone. 62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!" 63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket 64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left. 65. attack the floor with a knife 66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat 45. pee in your pants 46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here 47. take many guns and play cs for real 48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend? 49. Act really horny 50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?" 51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood. 52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's 53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke. 54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's. 55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay. 56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs 57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!". 58. start violently stroking the cashier. 59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume 60. jump over the counter and start eating everything 61. Kick everyone. 62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!" 63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket 64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left. 65. attack the floor with a knife 66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees 67.Start yelling about how bad the service is. 68.Order a ninja-laser burger. 69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!". 70.Refuse to pay. 71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!".
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat 45. pee in your pants 46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here 47. take many guns and play cs for real 48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend? 49. Act really horny 50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?" 51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood. 52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's 53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke. 54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's. 55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay. 56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs 57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!". 58. start violently stroking the cashier. 59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume 60. jump over the counter and start eating everything 61. Kick everyone. 62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!" 63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket 64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left. 65. attack the floor with a knife 66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees 67.Start yelling about how bad the service is. 68.Order a ninja-laser burger. 69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!". 70.Refuse to pay. 71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!". 72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?"
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking. 5. Use EVERY pick-up line from Justin Timberlake's "Carry out" song on the hot cashier women. 6. Heck, just constantly play the song as a new advertising slogan. 7. Eat the food, spit it out loudly, throw it at the counter and start punching the behind-the-counter cooking machines 8. Dress up as the Burger King and keep people away from the counter. 9. Go to the drive thru window and start cleaning the pipes...some people will now what this means 10. Pretend you have turrets. 11. Ask "Is there a "Healthier" option?" 12. Ask for a "McGangBang" with a stupid grin on your face, some stores actually know what that is, but most people don't. 13. Ask for a "Burger king special" 14. Be a redheaded farm girl 15. Ask if you can supersize the happy meal 16. Order " The dog, the cat, and whatever you put into the "beef"" 17. Go around asking "If old McDonald had a farm, does that mean..." 18. Ask "why cant Macdonalds be like Hooters" 19. Get water instead of a soda 20. Ask if they have any vegetarian options 21. Enter in McDonald's with a weight of no more than 50 lbs... 22. Walk in wearing a bikini. 23. Order a Wopper. 24. Demand for them to give you a "Low Fat Big Mac." 25. Start a sing along. 26. Walk in with a boom box playing disco music, where a white suit with a black tie, fake afro, and start doing a stupid disco dance in the center of the place. 27. order a McFlurry and ask if you can have some "cream" in your McFlurry. 28. throw a burger to a wall and say: i found a hair in my burger! 29. go with your McFlurry in the McDonalds to every kid and ask it (loud enough that the parents and employes can hear you): want some "cream"? 30. Dress up as a Ronald McDonald-Joker hybrid 34. Put a gun to the clerks head and yell "Give me the money!" 35. Plant an I.E.D. inside the store and detonate it. 36. Get an M249 and mow down everyone. 37. Get a catapult and launch fat, bubonic plague victims into the store. 38. Just show a gun. 39.fire in the hole 40. order a mclurry then throw it at an employe 41. take a high powered pellet gun in 42. Walk in naked and go sit at a kids table 43. Punch some people 44. Tell the cashier he is fat 45. pee in your pants 46 walk in the freezer take a sh** and yell hey theres no toylit paper in here 47. take many guns and play cs for real 48. run out on the playground and go up to random people and say will you be my friend? 49. Act really horny 50. put a glue stick in your pants (to make it look like you have a boner.) and walk around saying "How you doing?" 51.Ask the workers when the resteraunt will finally be closed so that they won't stink out the whole nighborhood. 52. Ask the workers to eat macdonald's at work to show their love for macdonald's 53. Ask the workers to list all the ingredients of all the food's and then say that you want a coke. 54. Ask if the burgers are "cosher parve"(does not contain nether meat nor milk, because it is not allowed to eat milk and meat within the same 6 hours). If they say no, say that you plan on milk right after macdonald's. 55. Ask if the animal from which the meat came from was gay. 56. shout"THIS IS SPARTA!!" and start kicking the table and chairs 57. Shout "OMG BANANA MAN IS COMING!". 58. start violently stroking the cashier. 59. scare away customers in a gorilla costume 60. jump over the counter and start eating everything 61. Kick everyone. 62. walk out of the bathroom naaked and shout "theres no toilet paper!" 63.Ask for them to completely clean the grill off, and insist on them cooking the soy burger that you carry around in your pocket 64. start throwing ALL the lids, all the straws, all the ketchup,etc., onto the floor and then start screaming that there arent any lids left. 65. attack the floor with a knife 66.start throwi9ng water baloons at the employees 67.Start yelling about how bad the service is. 68.Order a ninja-laser burger. 69.Throw your fries at people and yell "Ninja Power!". 70.Refuse to pay. 71.Yell "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE PIZZA?!". 72. Come out of the toilet and yell "Where The Hell Is The Condom Vending Machine around here?" 73.Ask how much you get paid for eating their horrible food. 74.Ask if the Cheeseburger is made out of elephants.
