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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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PinkieCake
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I give the bear a subliminal message in his sleep telling him to wake up.

Patrick2011
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The game is called don't wake the bear, so I watch something on my computer with the sound muted.

spartandestroyer
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i play age of empires on full volume next to the bear. if it wakes up i turn down the sound a little bit.

armortycoon
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@domecraft you roll 3
Before you could find anything, you step on a twig. You become afraid you woke up the beaar so you stop what you're doing.

@PinkieCake your roll is skipped
the bear eats you while you send her the message.
You can't take control of the bear. waking her up in a game called don't wake the bear is very stupid.

@Patrick2011 you roll 4
you successfully watch the video but you get a virus on your laptop after you watch it.

armortycoon
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@spartandestroyer you roll 1
The bear wakes up and eats you for making so much noise.

domecraft
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In that case, I look to inform the park ranger of the bear.

spartandestroyer
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new page! i can post again!

i start mining the walls with a steel pickaxe.

rick073
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*gets iron pickaxe* TIME TO LOOK FOR DIAMONDS! *digdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigdig*

spartandestroyer
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(starts singing)

"im a dwarf and im digging a hole! diggy diggy hole! im digging a hole! im a dwarf and im digging a hole! diggy diggy hole! im digging a hole!"

(search up diggy diggy hole song for audio)

(PS full acknowledgement is taken into the diggy diggy hole song belonging to the yogscast)

armortycoon
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@domecraft you get no roll because this is not a park and there are no rangers.

@spartandestroyer you roll 5.
You find 550 dollars worth of iron ore

@rick073 you roll 5.
you strangely find an old bronze sword, but no diamonds.

spartandestroyer
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sweet!

(digs out some stone and makes it into a furnace before smelting the iron ore with the help of coal)

nice warm fire. note to self-make sure the bear isnt behind me.

PinkieCake
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I meant to say give the bear a subliminal message telling her not to wake up. Better?

Denchot
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I play a game of monopoly with plush die

armortycoon
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@spartandestroyer you roll a 4.
you make a warm fire but you burn your hands in the middle of smelting.

@PinkieCake you roll a 5.
the message you sent to the bear sends her into a deep sleep, but she may sleepwalk occasionally. and yes, it is much better

@Denchot you roll a 2.
the bear sleepwalks and chases you out of the cave.

I'm turning in for the night, Good Luck guys!

spartandestroyer
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i give the bear a honeycomb and go out hunting pigs. with an automatic crossbow.

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