I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
Kylelolcat you roll 5 you find some daisies and the cubs like them.
armortycoon you roll 6 you find an excellent hunting gun with an amazing scope laying in the middle of the field. i will only let you have this under the assumption you are going to hunt food for the bears, not hunt the bears themselves.
Darkfire45 you roll 1 the grandmother finds the teddy bear offensive and stuffs it down your throat.
HahiHa you roll 6 the bears eat it heartily because it is their favorite food
starcraftfan123 you roll 1 the grandmother thinks you are going to try to assassinate the cubs, kills you before you can go completely invisible, and buries you wrapped in the cloak.
i am sorry to report that i am going to be at my mom's house for the weekend and neglected to bring my die with me. you can still post but i won;t be able to get back to you until late sunday.
i go get materials from a construction site and use a special ray gun to instantly and silently make a decent cage (its for me to hide in not to catch the bear in) and i hang it up high so i am safe, then i add rope ladder to get up.
