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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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Reecer6
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I read a book.

CommanderDude7
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I throw Reecer6 at the bear then run.

k4th3r1n3
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I whip out my pick-a-nic basket and start laying out a blanket to sit on while enjoying my delicious food.

Kylelolcat
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I drop honey on k4th3r1n3 and run after CD7. This is only so I can throw him in the bear's way as I escape further in.

ichigo772
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i shoot kyle in the in the head

ikaku1
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@Reecer6 you roll 3
you manage to read a little but suspect the sound of turning the pages might be waking the bear up. you only read 1 chapter

@CD7 you roll 1
you fail so badly at throwing reecer that you throw yourself into the bear's maw just as it yawns. you are eaten and must wait for a new page to do anything else

@k4th3r1n3 you roll 4
you manage to eat most of your meal but some of it spoiled while you were setting up

@Kylelolcat you roll 5
the scent of honey wakes the bear up slightly and draws its attention to k4th3r1n3 but he gets away before it wakes all the way up. the bear dimisses the smell of honey as a dream and goes back to sleep. you escape further into the cave.

Kylelolcat
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I use my cat-like eyesight to see what is in this dark cave.

locoace3
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release a furry *urghhh* into the bear's cave and let him do what furries do *looks away*

ikaku1
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@Kylelolcat you roll 5
you see a single, impossibly perfect cupcake a few feet from you.

@locoace you roll 2
the furry is so scared of the bear that it runs out screaming. the bear almost wakes up and you have to run out too.

ichigo772
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I look around for a weapon then =( i hope i find a knife

locoace3
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psh all a furry wants to do is par teh bear >.>

well than i release a bunch of small children being chased by a pedo and watch for a sec than run out of teh cave

ikaku1
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@ichigo772 you roll 5
you find a sharp knife at the entrance to the cave but there are a few notches in the blade

ikaku1
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@locoace you roll 5
the children are so scared they barely make any noise as they run. you escape successfully.

locoace3
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i wanted them to make noise thats more like a 1 for me


[/b]send in one of those noisy 4 year old who yells as the mother seemingly doesn't hear and acts like others don't but everyone else wants to STRANGLE THAT KID[b]

ikaku1
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@locoace3 you roll 4
the kid makes enough noise to wake up the bear halfway. the kids sees the bear and runs out of the cave. the bear does not follow but goes back to sleep.

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