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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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spartandestroyer
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i wonder why the roof seems to be falling on me...

rivercrab01
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I make a sandwich.

armortycoon
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@acmed you roll 6
the bear screams and attacks Chuck. He knocks the bear out.

@mrTrippy you roll a 2.
the bear crushes you as she rolls over.

@ZombieFreak77 you roll a 6.
You had a great sleep. the bear ignores your huge yawn.

@spartandestroyer you roll a 4.
you realize you are right under a swarm of bats.

@Riptizoid101 you roll a 3
the bear is disgusted and chases you out of the cave.

@rivercrab01 you roll a 6.
you make an impossibly perfect sandwich that's extremely delicious.

six hours until the storm subsides...

Riptizoid101
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I piss on the bear, then disguise myself as a rock!

mrTrippy
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I tell the bear that Riptoid is the rock then I dance.

spartandestroyer
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i get some flint and some steel and BURN THE BATS TO HELL!

armortycoon
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@mrTrippy you get no roll since you can't post until the next page

@Riptizoid101 you roll a 1.
the bear wakes up while you're pissing on him and he tears off your... you know what, never mind. you just die or something. lol

@spartandestroyer you roll a 4
you burn about half of the bats before the rest fly away.

2 hours...

acmed
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I rap him a bear beat. I then throw a chicken at him.

drew333
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i eat a twinkie

armortycoon
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@acmed you roll a 5.
the bear enjoys your rap and severes and eats the chicken.

@drew333 you roll a 2.
the bear tears you up because she wanted the twinkie.

the storm has subsided.

Kylelolcat
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I lay a very comfy blanket over the bear.

sonicheroes95
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this game got necro'd, then revived. wow...

i use a pheonix down on the bear.

Chryosten
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I give the bear a chicken to eat.

spartandestroyer
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i replace the dice with slightly damaged DIAMONDZ!

acmed
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I get a super model to do a dance for the bear.

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