I thought this would be fun. In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...
i reveal that it was riptizoid101 and follow up by killing him with lava.
riptizoid101 roast how to...
step 1-get a bucket. step 2-make sure the bucket can hold molten metal or stronger. step 3-find and fill the bucket with lava. step 4-pour it all over riptizoid101 step 5-follow up by burning him with flint and tinder. step 6-leave to cool for 5 minutes.
