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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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godandd
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i would take the ame over but my dad said no,.

sonicheroes95
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this is a new page, so lets try that again, and just go up to max clock level before unleashing zone of ruin on the door.

JalapenoFez
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I use the ancient power of penguins to kick the door down.

acmed
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I go up to the door and say to the bear on the other side "Looky here! It's Acmed flesh!" to lure the bear over and destroy the door.

armortycoon
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The Door (HP:235/500)

@spartandestroyer you roll a 4.
the tnt deals 40 damage as the shield crumbles.

@yako242 you roll a 3.
Captain Falcon's in a race so he isn't able to get to the cave.

@sonicheroes95 you roll a 1. (lol fantasy fails you right now.)
read my last post about you. same thing.

@JalepenoFez you roll a 3.
the penguins run away from the bear when trying to get to the door.

@acmed who said the bear is on the other side?

JalapenoFez
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Well in that case, I put earmuffs on the bear as i set C4 all over the door.
Kaboom!

spartandestroyer
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gentlemen? stand back and get up some blast shields and airmuffs....

TACTICAL NUKE!

10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
(hides behind a strong steel wall)
3...
2...
1...
(finishes building the roof just in time)

dont worry. i disabled the radioactive fallout. now did anyone remember to keep the chickens away from the door? no? then we ha-

(tactical nuke explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

yako242
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i get a grenade launcher a fire grenades nonstop

armortycoon
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The Door (HP:120/500)

@JalapenoFez you roll a 1.
you accidentally slip and stick C4 to yourself. you know what happens next.

@spartandestroyer you roll a 6.
The nuke deals 75 damage!

@yako242 you roll a 5.
the grenades deal 40 damage.

yako242
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shoop da wooop ima firin mah lazor

godandd
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I simply mine around it.

JalapenoFez
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In my wheelchair (due to C4 accident)
I attempt to finish off the door by going out in style.
I suicide bomb the door for everyone's sake.

spartandestroyer
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meh caber!

(hits door with a stick grenade)

(im holding it in my left hand of course)

acmed
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I hire Chuck Norris to Roundhouse the door.

sonicheroes95
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hmm... ok, take 3... *just combos the door at light speed using Skyward Dragon*

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