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ikaku1
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I thought this would be fun.
In this game you are in a bear's cave. The bear is asleep. You can do almost anything you want in the cave but you can only declare one action per post. For each action a die will be rolled to see whether you woke the bear or not. 6 = epic win, 1 = epic fail and some freak accident occurs, you wake the bear and get eaten which means you can't post until a new page. The greedier, i steal 1000000000 diamonds from the cave, or stupider, i poke the bear with a sharp stick, you get the more likely i am to skip the roll and go straight to the freak accident. There are only two rules, 1. no double posting, and 2. keep the actions around a PG-13 level so a mod doesn't shut this thread down. And the game begins...


NOW

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SlimeKnight
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I grab my trusty pickaxe and started chippin' away. (after the explosions stop, of course...)

armortycoon
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Nomad

The Door (HP:380/500)

@sonicheroes95 you roll a 4.
The Door seems to be deflecting your combos. You deal 20 damage.

@spartandestroyer you roll a 5.
The C4 detonates and deals 100 damage! it also blasts sonicheroes out of the cave with no major injuries.

@rick073 you roll a 2.
before you could fire a grenade, the bear (who literally feels like shes in hell because of all the explosions going off) chases you out of the cave.

@godandd you roll a 3.
you try to help but you don't do so well.

@SlimeKnight you roll a 1.
shrapnel from spartandestroyer's explosion impales you before you could do any real damage.

spartandestroyer
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i stare at the door for about 10 seconds before calling the arabian demoknight to come and help me destroy the door. also i give the bear strong earmuffs.

sonicheroes95
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i use aerial recovery to get back up mid-flight, then use gliding to get back inside, where i proceed to unleash "Shock Fall" on the door.

acmed
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Nomad

I hire Chuck Norris to roundhouse the door.

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

... also, make the shock fall hits chuck norris.

armortycoon
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Nomad

The Door (HP:350/500)

@spartandestroyer you roll a 4.
the demoknight comes in, but the earmuffs seem to slip off of the bear's ears.The demoknight deals 30 damage every round.

@sonicheroes95 you roll a 3.
the door seems to be reflecting the electricity off as if by magic.

@acmed you roll a 1.
Chuck norris demands more money, so he roundhouse kicked you instead, killing you.

acmed
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I get Hulk Hogan, and The Big Show to knock down the door with their wrestling skillz.

armortycoon
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Nomad

@acmed you must wait another page before you post again

sonicheroes95
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shockfall is really a fall that generates a 'shockwave' from the impact...

anyway, let me show you my true abilities. i use 3 eithers on my self to give me C-level 4, giving me Sonic Arts(both my blade's default ability) Brick wall, Attach Slow, protect, magic bracer, all critical, auto-block, targetting scope(basically, as long as i swing at the target, i hit, no matter the distance), drain(attacks heals my hp_

then i proceed to combo the door intil i get the max charge, then use ZONE OF RUIN to devastate the door.

JalapenoFez
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I simply knock on the door.

godandd
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I just place c4 around the door get out of the cave then i detonate it.

armortycoon
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The Door (HP:305/500)

@sonicheroes95 you roll a 1.
the bear eats you before you can reveal your abilities.

@JalapenoFez you roll a 5.
when you knock on the door, an eerie voice says "Who isss it?"

@godandd you roll a 3.
the C4 was misplaced and only deals 15 damage to the door.

spartandestroyer's demoknight demands some money.

spartandestroyer
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(tosses the arabian demoknight some cash)

(idea!)

(pops out of the cave and spends a long time out there)

(pops back in with some TNT and a flint and tiner ((firelighter)))

(places the TNT against the door)

(lights the TNT)

(eats some pain peelz ((pills)))

(builds a blast shield)

(drags everyone behind it and wonders why the fuse is so long)

(pops head out to check)

(TNT fuse has not been lit)

(lights the TNT AGAIN)

(dives behind the blast shield)

(KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!)

yako242
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and if spartandestroyers attempt dosent work i call captain falcon to FALLLLLLLLCOOOOON PUUUUUUUNCH the door

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