Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
aww man i no wat that is but it's broken any ways a split second before your chaos control I call the ultimate form of sonic better then super or even hyper sonic ,ultra sonic (it's sonic with the elder emerald plus all other 7 emeralds added with a super star from Mario which doubles the effect of the 7 emeralds put together) and ultra sonic smashes you in the face so hard and fast it knocks you back 100,000,000 miles back and after that you are still accelerating so you break the speed of sound and the shear sound of the sonic boom crushes your ear drums and you ignite and then you break the speed of light and and travel back in time to when you fist started the race with all injuries current and you turn into a splatter of blood and flesh as you smash into the ground past the speed of light... heh heh
... considering i can bend space and time, i could instant win, instead, i just use it to knock out idiots. speaking of time. *rewinds it to before dragon30k turns ultra sonic* and i have the cyan emerald anyway, so you failed anyway.
I use my Teleportation device and spawn a Hot Rod(lol) near me. Then I go at full speed! Then I teleport to First Place but with my Hot Rod still going fast making me First Place
Because the Hot Rod is equipped with many stuff including weapons I use my Mega Flamthrower Turret to Burn Rick......I smell Something Burned...Is it Rick maybe
ok, i guess i slow down to the point where i'm just under the speed for warp, and throw some banana peels behind me, followed by shooting a lazor and using warp snipe 3 times. (banana peels is a mario kart item, the warp snipe combo is triple mushroom)
take a D8 charge(reaper wep vs buildings) and plant it on razer's face, then blink out of the hot rod onto the ground outside and activate jetpacks (reaper style ftw)
oh btw, if the charge dont kill him, pound a few(hundred) rounds into the tires/engines/general cockpit area
I jump out of the **** pit and put my mandolorian battle armor on, complete with bounty hunter add-ons, and use my jet boots/jet pack combo to speed along
I quickly take an Ice-cream Van and use its sirens behind the top 3 so that they will be distracted by it.Then I put a robot which will give them ice cream slowly while i run to the finale!