Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I eat a handful of senzu beans to regain my energy then put on the fancy feet to increase my speed, then I focus all the energy I can pull out of my body, Thor's body, and sonic's body and use it to augment my speed then rush forward as fast as I can.
i rocket jump far ahead to the finish lines direction.
so i have 4 rockets and the rocket launcher holds 60 more rockets. (it doesnt do me damage) if i time each one perfectly in the right direction i could reach about 20 meters. how many meters do i cover in a full use of ammo?
after i use up all the rockets i get out my sticky jumper and plant stickies on the floor. if i have 72 spare stickies and i have 8 stickies and every 8 stickies moves me faster then TF2 render distance (which is quite fast) and higher then TF2 skybox (which is very high) how far do i move and how fast?
@sonicheroes95: You successfully put yourself in first place!
@dechlan1: You don't get a place since "As fast as you can" isn't as fast as the top three right now.
@ThorRatFox: You successfully...move to the racer that's about a thousand space-miles behind.
@rick073: You blow up Razerules! The effect of an anti-building charge to the face stuns him for three turns.
@DarthNerd: You put on the armor, moving into second place with a series of action speed boosts.
@DBLACKSTAR: In your rush to disperse speed, you manage to move different parts at different speeds. You do, however, launch tiny TRF into third place.
@spartandestroyer: You propel forward to third using MATH.
@GhostSauce: You manage to freeze spartandestroyer and jump to third! The ship means you keep that place.
@CommanderDude7: You jump to first at warp! You end up somewhat sick from it, however. WARNING! TIME RIFT AHEAD! TIME RIFT AHEAD!
Time Break! Speed Break! Chaos Control! *slows down everyone but myself, and speeds off ahead using speed break for speed and chaos control to negate the effect of the time rift on me*
