Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I pull out the ol' trust portal gun, shot a portal under my feet, and then one above me, and go repeativly down and up through them, then launching my self out with great boost. Can be done in portal one/two.
that'll work. *Takes out a sword* CHAOS PUNISHMENT! *teleports to CD7 and slashes at whatever he's using to keep his speed to damage it and slow him down, then runs off ahead*