Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
I jump to the forzen razerrules, open a portal to assgard, pick up his body, and hand it over to Loke to do with whatever he wants. I then open a portal an alternate reality, which would be a complete oppisite, then walk backwards to the begining and, go back to this reality, where i should be at the finish line
@Razerules: I had something to do AND this to update, so I just jumed you all ahead 1000 sm.
@sonicheores95: you don't destroy the ship, but do stagger it!
@GhostSauce: We can't do that because there is no rift.
@DarthNerd: What Loki decides he wants involves a crossbow, you, a ship in a bottle, this man, three goats, and one of you will have to play the trumpet while the other waggles his fingers.
@ThorRatFox: You run into third! (can't think of anything better to say)