Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Objective: Race across the whatever! Status: Muncher: Extra Crispy Distance: 0/5000 Smi 1st Place: rick073 2nd Place: CommanderDude7 3rd Place: ThorRatFox Dead: spartandestroyer, Razerules Probationary Abyss: Bananabyss:
You're there! Now, whomever's first, second and third gets the prize!
@DBLACKSTAR: You blast Maverick 4, CD7 and Teh Crat0r with Cero Oscuras! That kinda...gets you kicked out.
@sonicheroes95: You freeze time and casually walk up to first!
@DarthNerd: Unfortunately, Dean Domino betrays you because you bruised his ego and runs off to get the Sierra Madre's treasure and get locked in the vault. Smooth.
@Commanderdude7: You knock sonic back and get to first!
@rick073: You knock CommanderDude7 back to second and move up!
@ThorRatFox: Since you're in third now, it has no effect...
T3h Crat0r: Good job! Now wait here while I pause to increase dramatic tension!
YESSSSSS! I have sonic on the same team as me! I wont die in one hit! I can finally lower my insurance deductable! Hurray for me! I throw my medical bill at the castle walls!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*5 hours later*-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! My insurance is spikeing again! Im changeing companys! Im haveing a hea-heart-heart a-HEART ATTACK!*passes out* I throw my incredibly large hospital bill at sonic for joining the other team!