Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
You put thor rat fox on the defender list twice. I steal commander dudes life information and make a bunch of credit cards with it. Followed by spending the cards to their limit. Then i throw angry credit company workers over the wall because they are mad he didnt pay his card. LASTLY i throw a serf infected with the black plague over the wall, and bam, castle is unlivable.
i believe DBlackStar was the 2nd thor. also, i throw chaos spears at darth, and as for the serf infected with the black plag, i take out my arrowguns, and shoot it enough times to deflect it back to the attackers.
@DarthNerd: Unfortunately, the Castle's sanitation system takes the diseased serf and converts him into bricks to repair the castle with. +500 HP! However, teh castle is now filled with angry credit managers!
@ThorRatFox: Wanzer(WTF?) Powering...
@DBLACKSTAR: You obliterate the Credit Managers, absolutely RUINING your credit score. It's gonna be hard to pay off this castle now.
@sonicheroes95: You miss from this distance!
@spartandestroyer: You convert 1000 HP worth of brick to lol!