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stole his box and ran into...

a goth party but then left because...

it was ruined by a group of neo nazi and went to ....

California because it is nice and hot. I then met a guy called Phillipè who was French and he was earlier captured by dr. Bananaface who hired some Nazis to destroy the goth party.
"Bonjour. Jè mappellè Phillipè!"he said.
"doopi-do-wah!"I said as I didn't understand his French speaking. He replied saying...

I hate you, your mean to me, you insult me, YOU TRY TO KILL ME! How bout you go live in the north poll with buddy the elf! So....

he ran as fast as his legs could go

and started a new life in thhe country

when all of the sudden he was attacked by...

a hyena that bit off his..

foot so he could not run a way...

then the hyena started noming on his face, so...

he pulled his grenade launcher aand shot a projectile at the hyena causing him to explode in a gorry mess, then out of the meat he made himself a...

MEAT CAKE. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy.

He ate the meat cake cuz he was hungry and got a rare disease called...

Chronic-killing-of-random-creatures-made-by-a-3-year-old-that-does-not-know-how-to-draw-phobia, and started killing random creatures made by a 3 year old that does not know how to draw. He then drew a smiley in the moon and...

told his mother he is....