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Unfortunately,
You died so I get to rule the new universe and I am awesome.

Fortunately, I actually faked my death, so I took back the throne.

Unfortunately,
You cannot do that.
Haha.

Fortunately, right here in the rule book *Shows rule book* it says and I quote, "Rule 618-A, He can. Haha!"

Unfortunately,I eat it.
So,now you cannot.

Fortunately, that was only a copy of the rule book. I still have the real one.

Unfortunately,
I blow up all the known rulebooks and erase them from memory.
So HAHA!

Fortunately, I just stumbled over the last remaining copy of it.

Unfortunately,
I change the subject back to mampy pampy land

Fortunately, "mampy pampy land" explodes

Unfortunately, a huge glob of it splatters into your throat and you can't breathe.

Fortunately, it dissolves very quickly.

Unfortunately, um... I don't think this can get any worse

(disregard my last post, I read wrong)
Unfortunately, you're also dissolving quickly.

Fortunately, your body can heal extremely quickly from any type of damage.