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Fortunately, I am awesome and destroyed the walrus and became Snag's adviser and calmed him and then KILLED HIM AND RULED THE WORLD WITHOUT HIM! HAHAHAHAHAAA!

Unfortunately,
you get blown up by me!
Haha!
I win!

Fortunately, I come back from the dead, and take over. (Well, it's fortunate for me)

unfortunately (for you) I use ender spirit and kill you

Fortunately, I was surrounded by water, causing it to not affect me.

Unfortunately,
I blow you up [i]again[i].
Now
I DO
WIN!!!!

Haha.

Fortunately, I came back, and blow you up first.

Unfortunately,
You can`t do that in theory.

Ba-bam!

(I`m bad)

Fortunately, I ignored theory, and did it anyway.

Unfortunately,
you wrecked the laws of all biology,and tore a large hole in the space-time continuum.

So,you didn`t.

Fortunately, the hole spat me back up a few feet away, and swallowed you.

Unfortunately,
That can`t happen for then you would have been killed by the resulting collapsion of the universe.

Fortunately, the universe reformed itself, and I took over again.

Unfortunately,
That couldn`t happen,because you would have been dead and you cannot become a zombie.

Fortunately, the universe reformed it self to a point just before I died.