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Unfortunately, It still hurts a lot.

Fortunately, the pain did not last for very long.

Unfortunately, it stopped hurting because you were dead.

Fortunately, you have 69 posts which saves you from a lot of pain.

Unfortunately, I'm about to post in tavern and newcomers forum

Fortunately, if you have, it hasn't made a difference.

Unfortunately, if you haven't, thousands of people who weren't supposed to lose a leg will lose a leg.

Fortunately,
the people are starfish and the legs grow into new starfish

Unfortunately, the starfish have been eaten by tigers, which have turned into lobsters.

Fortunately, boiled lobsters are tasty.

Unfortunately no one likes lobsters.

Fortunately, lobsters come back to life after a few hours if left untouched

Unfortunately, they were never left untouched.

Fortunately, Death has resurrected all lobsters.

Fortunately, The lobsters created a monument so that they could be remembered forever