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Unfortunately, the bunker is running out of food.

Fortunately, they have a greenhouse, so they can produce enough food. Plus, they can replant the earth.

Unfortunately, the greenhouse's roof breaks, leaking in radiation leftover from the meteor.

Fortunately, security measures kick in and lock down the affected portion, minimizing the damage.

Unfortunately, even after the security measure, the radiation spread from plant to plant, slowly destroying things.

Fortunately, there's a second greenhouse that we fortified after the first roof broke.

Unfortunately, they are connected and soon the radiation will leak into the second greenhouse.

Fortunately, we managed to stuff the connecting corridor with extra hazmat suits, thereby blocking out the radiation. And there's another door to the greenhouse, so nobody gets to pull that card.

Unfortunately, the second greenhouse was structurally unsound, and was beginning to collapse.

Fortunately, the collapse was so slow, the dust in the atmosphere would settle before it collapsed. Then the humans could simply walk out and plant their crops in the land.

Unfortunately, the radiation is still out there even when the dust settles, so we still can't go out.

Fortunately, with the DeRadiationifier™, we can get rid of radiation! How? Of course, by speeding up radioactive decay! That's a good thing, right? RIGHT!?

Um... sure. But unfortunately, that process still takes years, and the supplies are dwindling.

Fortunately, humans hibernated majority of the population to avoid starvation, they have time. And what do you know? Now they also have a lot of meat in the freezer.

Unfortunately the meat in the freezer is... Hibernating.