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Unfortunately, it is prone to malfunction.

Fortunately, 'prone to malfunction' doesn't mean it will. And it didn't! YAY!

Unfortunately, the mammoths weren't killed by the radiation and became the Ancient Mutant Not-trained-in-martial-arts Mammoths™ or the AMNoM™ for short.

Fortunately, all the mammoths sought was the sensei. I volunteer to bear that burden. The first lesson is taking place at my humble dojo as I'm writing this.

Unfortunately, they sustained injuries fighting a very specific hairy Swiss cheese and blame you for not drilling them hard enough.

Fortunately, that cheese is now gone and they have a new enemy: the NINJA CHEESE! They swear to protect humanity and annihilate all abominations that threaten us from now on.

Unfortunately, the NINJA CHEESE is able to defeat them all, leaving us all in grave danger.

Fortunately, the ninja cheese is no real threat. It's almost dead anyway. And hey, free mammoth meat!

Unfortunately, a battalion of samurai followed the ninja cheese. They apparently learned modern military strategy. Huh.

Fortunately, those samurai are all just cheesy ninja holograms. They can't actually do anything.

Unfortunately... wait what are those bones? Huge, and I see tusks... NOOO! IT CAN'T BE! MY PUPILS! >< I pay the necromancers to animate the bones.

Unfortunately, the army of Skeleton-Mammoths marches towards the petty human villages.

Fortunately, the magic linking their bones together is extremely weak and they fall apart before they get there.

Unfortunately, they simply pull themselves back together and continue. Slowly.

Fortunately, they weaken every time they pull themselves together and they eventually die.

Unfortunately, mammoths’ desire for revenge fueled them with enough dark magic that it constructed joints, sinews and muscles holding them fast together. All black like tar but the blackest are their hearts. Now nothing can stop their murderous design!