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Fortunately there's a really great timer on the freezer, so everything will be fine!

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Unfortunately, that timer shorted out, so that's done for.

Fortunately, that timer was simply on (top of) the freezer, and there's another one in the freezer that controls it.

Unfortunately, the entire freezer just shorted out, and we ain't got a backup or an electrician. We are in TROUBLE!

Fortunately, Ice Age started! Now we can freeze the mea- eheheh, I mean cryogenically hibernate people wherever we want.

*Wow, this is getting really dark!*
Unfortunately, the bunker isn't equipped with central heating, so we're all probably going to freeze to death.

Fortunately, the ice aged passed and humans are in a state of peace

Unfortunately, we just ran out of food, and everybody's waking up!

Fortunately, a great herd of mammoths is taking refuge in the vicinity, inside a ravine.

Unfortunately, the humans have no weapons.

Fortunately, They can make crude spears and traps. CHAAAARGE!

Unfortunately, mammoths countered the fierce charge. And now they're moving on to offensive! 0_0

Fortunately, after strategically retreating, the mammoths got stuck in the holes we covered with leaves. Humanity 4200, Everything else 4199

Unfortunately, the mammoths were shot by a beam from outer space; which in turn gave them super abilities to hop out of the holes. Humanity is screwed!

Fortunately we have a machine that can harness the residual radiation from the meteor and kill the mammoths.