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wow. so guys, what did i miss during the week i was in orlando?

anyways, i ... hmmm... ahhh crap im havin a block right now...

*some time later*

oh i got it! bring in REX. lol mgs4 refrences ftw

Current Objective: Kill Chuck Norris
Enemies Hp:Chuck Norris: 43500/50000
Enemies Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies: Bruce Lee Clone: 3550/5000,
Damaged:Spartandestroyer
Critical: Riptizoid
Dead: GoldEmerald
Status: Everyone: tornado(all projectile attacks get sucked towards the torado)
Annoying(Warning): Tom
Trapped in Time(banned): None

@DarthNerd: you do no damage, because it's not sunny.

@spartandestroyer: *cellphone suddenly gets hit with a chaos spear*

@darkfire45: you start up a tornado. it's not doing damage.

@rick: you bring in Rex... the 10 inch tall action figure.

Bruce lee somehow soul punches Chuck norris, dealing 500 damage. chuck norris replies with a round house kick, dealing 750. (normally a instant kill, but considering Bruce lee is somewhat of a meme like chuck norris....)

Since i haven't replied in a long time i must be in the hospital going from critical to damaged so anyways, I get out a flame thrower with full gas and ignition so it works, and start burning Chuck Norris!

Considering that Bruce Lee actually beat Chuck Norris, it's not surprising.

I continue chargin' mah lazor-guided missiles and absorb the tornado's power.

derpface...

(hops in the derpmachine and hits chuck norris with a huge fish)

durr.

Current Objective: Kill Chuck Norris
Enemies Hp:Chuck Norris: 11500/50000
Enemies Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies: Bruce Lee Clone: 2550/5000,
Damaged:Spartandestroyer
Critical: Riptizoid
Dead: GoldEmerald
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Trapped in Time(banned): None

anyway.

@Riptizoid: haha, no. you do however, set the tornado on fire, starting a DOT for everyone that has a hp value. that ends when the tornado does.

@kylelolcat: with the limiter off, your lazor-guided missles charges to 500%. have fun. also, tornado ends, making the value 600%

this is getting boring... ok, Limiter's off!

also, chaos lance. *Throws chaos lances at chuck norris dealing 30000 damage*

and Bruce Lee manages to unleash a lion's barrage on Chuck Norris, dealing 2000 damage, but taking 1000 backlash.

I use a water gun to put out the tornado fire!

I use chidori!

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR-GUIDED MISSLES!

Current Objective: Kill Chuck Norris
Enemies Hp:Chuck Norris: 9200/50000
Enemies Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:Spartandestroyer
Critical: Riptizoid
Dead: GoldEmerald
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Trapped in Time(banned): None

@Riptizoid: no tornado fire.

@CD7: you deal 1000 damage!

@kylelolcat: the over charged lazor guided missles does this: lazor damages chuck norris for 250, and the missles does 300X5.

the Bruce Lee clone got so unstable from the sheer damage this turn it litterally melts.

Aww.

I drain power from Chuck Norris using Radiation element magic.

I take out my trusty plasma sniper from the future, freeze time, insert a bullet in my sniper, load it, and fire it while unfreezing time!

I pull out a displacer glove and [attempt] sneak attack critical chuck norris.

Current Objective: Kill Chuck Norris
Enemies Hp:Chuck Norris: 6200/50000
Enemies Status: Stun-2 turns
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:Spartandestroyer
Critical: Riptizoid
Dead: GoldEmerald
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Trapped in Time(banned): None

@kylelolcat: 500 damage and stun for 2 turns.

@Riptizoid: you deal 0 damage. appearently it doesn't use bullets.

@DarthNerd: since he's stunned, you do a critical hit for 2500.

I'll whack him on the head 3 times with a paddle. Chuck's only weakness.