hi you guys, and if you're wondering, i felt like running a CTO spinoff, so i did. if you're wondering, this would kinda be like a boss rush version of CTO, where you're only fighting bosses for most of the game, unless you need to do something first. before you complain, i got Kylelolcat's permission, and now with out farther ado, on with first objective.
Current Objective: Defeat Sonny and Veradux. Enemies Hp: Sonny 5000/5000, Veradux 4000/4000 Enemies Status: None Damaged: None Critical: None Dead: None Status: None Trapped in Time(banned): None
I run up and rip his beard off while he is stuned. If that isnt possible, then I cast "brisnger" on chuck. Dont lie, you know what that is. Ancient elven laungage for fire. Magic. Eragon. Yeah, you know what it is.
@Legion: you deal... 1 damage! (and all less then 50 damage doesn't count in my book)
@Kylelolcat: limiter may be off, but your elemental shotsniper overloads from the Power, exploding and damaging you. Chuck norris is caught in the blast as well and takes 100
@DarthNerd: the beard stays, and you never said what you was gonna do with fire. and that's a blank, i won't fill in.
@Kylelolcat: you drink the potion, and it didn't heal you... but you do seem to be glowing red now. also, if you didn't realize it, unless you use a weapon SPECIALLY designed for it, chuck norris's power will make it explode.
i bury chuck norris inside a ridiculous amount of sand and place extremely tough materials around the sand. he should slowly strangle to death. if he gets out then i shall bury him in a hill of elephants!
I go "one winged angle form", and pwn chuck in the form of a giant spider. (look it up on the same site kyle got his "turns red" from)(hypotheticly speaking, not actully turning into one winged angle, just useing the idea mechanic of transforming like that)
I take out a rocket launcher and fires a rocket towards Chuck Norris. I use Shunpo to get behind him and use Hado #33 Sokatsui which fires blue spiritual energy from my palm.
