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Hypermnestra
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Okay, so, apparently TRF wants to lose the old thread until such time as Dibs sees fit to return.
So, as per his request, I have made a new thread. I, of course, don't see exactly why this is necessary, but I suppose it won't hurt anything to accommodate Turf.
So, I guess this will just be a continuation of the prior thread with the old characters and we'll pick up where Dibs left off. I suggested that Noob DM this one, but being that he doesn't have any of the source material beyond what's on the internet, he declined. That being the case, if there are no objections, I guess I will be DMing this one. I won't have access to my books myself for another week or two, so if it's okay, I guess I'll be using a homemade campaign. And as far as the campaign goes, expect to see a lot of stuff that's not exactly D&D canon, because, as I said, I don't have my sourcebooks right now. Unless, of course, someone else wants to DM, in which case, I'd be more than happy to step aside.
Unfortunately, I do not think that this game will be accepting any more players. This thread is here for the sole purpose of reducing clutter in the other. It will actually be a lot easier - it was getting to be a pain, navigating that other one with all the pages it had(we were almost at 4,000!).
To start off, I'm going to request that we all post our sheets(I'll track mine down later) and if there is anyone who would like to DM or has any requests to that effect or which concern the next campaign, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Cheers.

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Hypermnestra
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You guys might be better off just trying to answer her riddle...

Free suggests True knowledge is knowing that you know nothing. God I feel like I heard that somewhere but not sure where, or if it is from something else, I think it's from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-extreme-facepalm.jpg
EXTREME MEGA SUPER DUPER ULTRA MEGA FACEPALM
First of all, you need to understand that USING A QUOTE THAT ALREADY EXISTS IS GOING TO GET YOU EATEN.
Second of all, that's SOCRATES.
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Really, are you sure, It sort of just popped in my head, I thought it was cause I watched Bill and Ted's excellent adventure an hour ago. You know it's plagiarism, but would the she know, you would have to make some kind of roll or something.

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"May we ask what it is of your riddle?"

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I say we just kill it.

Hypermnestra
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Really, are you sure, It sort of just popped in my head, I thought it was cause I watched Bill and Ted's excellent adventure an hour ago.

It was in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, yes, but it is a quote from Socrates. They were reading it out of a book, and they pronounced his name SO-crAts, too.

You know it's plagiarism, but would the she know, you would have to make some kind of roll or something.

Her intelligence is Genius, Dibs. I don't need to make a roll for her to recognize one of the most famous quotes of all time.
Do yourself a favor, and stop trying to cheat and get **** past her, mkay?

I say we just kill it.

Why would you not even try to answer the riddle? This thing can seriously **** you guys up.

"May we ask what it is of your riddle?"

"Very well then," she sniffs. "I will riddle you a riddle, and you must answer. If you are wrong, I have not yet had lunch, so I will eat you." Her eyes flash as she asks the riddle.
"What can lift a tree, but cannot lift a pebble?"
Dragonblaze052
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Dibs, if you do, you will lose your right to speak. That would cause a very big interparty dispute with Bel.

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He turns to the group.
"I feel as if she has asked me my name. I believe the answer would be the raging winds of a storm."

He meant that introspectively, not as in the question was too simple.

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Why would you not even try to answer the riddle? This thing can seriously **** you guys up.
Cause I hate these things, I''m not really feeling it, never got into it, it's pissing me off, and I wouldn't say a 19 is genius.
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"I have no idea, but I want to contribute at least something, my guess is," looks around at everything, "um sun."

Hypermnestra
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I''m not really feeling it,

Swear to God, if you ever say those five words in that combination again, I will give your character a worse death than the retarded monkey who ended up as a bowl of blue and red beef stroganoff splattered all over the walls.
If you're not having fun or whatever the hell that means, then quit and take a break. Jesus.

never got into it, it's pissing me off, and I wouldn't say a 19 is genius.

Dude, the description in parentheses next to the Intelligence score literally says GENIUS.

"I feel as if she has asked me my name. I believe the answer would be the raging winds of a storm."

"A storm would find it all too easy to pick up and blow a pebble around," Rafel points out.
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No I do enjoy these things, I'm just having a bit of trouble immersing myself in the character/world.

Hypermnestra
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No I do enjoy these things, I'm just having a bit of trouble immersing myself in the character/world.

Then make a new character, or whatever you need to do!
Don't get the rest of us all killed for no reason other than "you're really not feeling it".
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I honestly believe we could take it, unless the DM was being petty.

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weather is making it hard for me to get on today, so don't expect me to do much for a while...

Hypermnestra
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I honestly believe we could take it,

You could, but it would definitely injure you badly. I just don't see why you would fight such a powerful opponent if you didn't need to.

unless the DM was being petty.

I am rubber...
Just kidding. I'm not quite that petty. Yet.
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