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I can't because I have to eat dinner.

Want to taste some fresh, Iowa-grown corn?

Very much so, but I can't because I read somewhere that eating after 6pm lowers your metabolism.

Want to get fat at McD's?

i cant because i had a nuke for dinner. do anyone want to shot himself/herself?

i cant becuase i have to go to prison want to go post some more replies?

By posting this, I am doing so. Therefore, it is wrong to say what should be said. Do you want to flame a user?

i cant becuase i have to flame an adminstrator (no offence)do you want to come fight some goblins with me?

I can't because I gotta go do my laundry and take out the trash. Want to go feed my dogs?

I can't because I barely know how to feed myself. Wanna paint hot rod flames on a stationwagon?

I can't because I'm painting purple cows on your stationwagon. Wanna go hunting for ninjas and evil spiders?

I can't because I'm hunting bulls with a minuscule sawn-off shotgun. Wanna go slowly punch a tree until it collapses?

I can't because I have to go punch a mountain until it collapses.
Wanna Die?

I can't because I can't because I have to go live.
Wanna be alive?

I can't because I'm too busy being a zombie.

Wanna be undead?

I can't Im too busy crashing my friend's sports' car. Wanna go do brain surgery with a sledge hammer and a chainsaw?

I can't because someone already did that to me.

Wanna get ice cream?