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I can't because I gotta go get Cream Ice.

Wanna punch a brick wall?

I can't because I'm busy writing posts on Armor Games.

Wanna write a post right after me?

I can because I already did.
Wanna go throw rotten tomatos at Justin Bieber?

I can't because I'm throwing grenades (*KABOOM!*).

Do you want to throw cleavers at Justin Bieber?

I can't because I promised I'd do it to Rebecca Black first.

Curse the no edit button

Do you wanna go to the park?

I can't because Roger blew it up with grenades. (*BOOM*)

Do you want to snipe Kim Jong-Il?

I can't because I'm busy watching Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Want some orange juice?

That's not really the way you say the question.
I can't drink it I'm too busy drinking apple juice.
Wanna go to school and beg for money?

I can't because I'm already begging the homeless for money.

Wanna go looting in London?

I cant because I already looted one in london (Not really)

Wanna go to a theme park with me?

I can't because I'm chewing a rollercoaster's pillar to see if it made of candy.

Do you want to see me throw a nuke on the park that I blowed up with grenades a few posts earlier?

FIXING: Want to go to a hill to see me throwing a nuke on the park I blowed up a few posts earlier?

i cant becuase i got to go to the bathroom you want to go eat some crappy games ?

I can't because I killed my dog and I have to clean up the blood. Want to have a pizza party?