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I can't because I am cleaning up pizza. Want to have some Cheetos?

I can't because I'm trying to keep this forum game alive. Want to, please, stop using "killings" or other things as reasons?

[seriously, SierraCastaway. No mean to offense, but easy there fella.]

Sorry for DP, but by "other things" I refer to things similar to the previously stated.

I can't 'cause I have no idea how.
Wanna go drink tea in quicksand?

I can't cauz I already am. Wana play videogames?

I can't 'cause I broke mine when I lost.
Wanna go destroy the city and blame it on your sister?

I can't. I'm reinventing Godzilla

*growl*

Want to run away from a 25 meters tall lizard named Godzilla as he is stomping on stationary vehicles?

I can't because I'm busy reading a locked Last Post Wins thread. Freakenstein locked the thread because he calls it an infinite loop and therefore not a game.

Do you want to spam?

I can' because I'm trying NOT to spam.

Do you want to go to a circus where the clowns play with flaming frying pans?
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Don't you even joke about spamming. Spam are scary

*looks around, severely shaken*

I'll look at that forum you talked about.

I can't, I have a phobia of clowns playing with flaming frying pans.
Wanna go cliffjumping into a pool of deadly sharks?

@Roger721: I like spam!

I can't because I'm already skydiving into a pit of snakes.

Wanna watch Spongebob?

I can't because I'm not creepy. Wanna go play Pokemon?

I can't because I'm trying to boycott the use of the letter "Y" *MWAHAHAHAHAHA*

Wanna be a part of my anti-Y-angry mob?

I can't because youths have been yammering in Yiddish at yawning yaks every day this year.

Do you want to get a snow-cone?

I can't because I don't like snow cones.
Wanna go stuff our faces with a ten pound hamburger?