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I can't 'cause i'm a non-meat eater
Wanna eat a 10 pound veggie burger?

I can't cause thats to much to eat.
Wanna go skydiving without a parachute

I can't because I will go Wing Walking.

Wanna lay a tag saying "YaY" on a wall located inside a mall in Pittsburg?

I can't 'cause I don't live in Pittsburg
Wanna go lay a tag saying "YaY" in a mall in New York?

I can't because I'm officially Y-letter-phobic.

Wanna play the PS2 Version of Call of Duty 3 while juggling three chainsaws inside a bar located on a corner near the end of the universe?

I can't because I'm allergic to chainsaws. And bars.

Wanna go dunk our heads in gasoline then go to a rediculously enourmous 50 foot campfire and dance while singing "Sweet Home Alabama?"

I can't because I got to go do the same thing, but sing "We are the Champions"

Wanna go.......banana hunting?

I can't. I'm hunting space marshmallows now. THEY'RE HIDING ON COCOA PLANET! AHEAD, SPACE ARMY!

Wanna go skydiving into a pool full of pistachio ice cream?

I can't because I'm busy climbing Mt. Everest.

Wanna go streaking at the White House?

I can't because im already doing that.

Wanna eat my carpet full of dirt, bugs, and moldy chocolate shoes with me?

I can't because I'm spending all of my time trying to figure out where I can buy some chocolate shoes.

Wanna sniff random people and tell them they taste like raisin bran?

I can't because rasin bran is discusting ....


Wanna go watch a bad movie?

You mean bad, like "wow, that movie sucks" or like dirty bad?

I can't because I'm busy hiding from the police.
Wanna go liger hunting?

I can't because I don't like hunting.
Wanna go play in the snow wearing shorts and short sleves?

I cant. I was planning to do that in hot lava.

Wanna go juggle cellphones and Zombies inside a Yak training field located where the wind take an U-Turn?