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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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theEPICgameKING
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I didn't say we'd be doing that much DoT right away. It might take a couple...hundred...turns.
...Oh my gosh I just realized the PERFECT way to damage this tree. I'll have to charge this up for several turns, though. And i'm going to need your help, Sonic.

Nerdsoft
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Why exactly are we trying to kill the tree of life? It seems so... un-classy. If I am resurrected, I shall find a top hat, tux and monocle.

Bladerunner679
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before I start the reply. I would like to announce 2 things:
1. I'm now allowing Epic to play off as his new title, the DoT calculator. he won't be a norse god, but I will put him under the new title "Norse Prophet". this basically means that I have given people certain jobs within the game in order for it to be more entertaining. if/when I come up with more jobs, I will allow people to apply for these positions.

2.I kept on noticing that people who decided to defend the tree were always attacked, and killed immediately. obvious reason aside, I decided to again make the game more interesting by allowing players to go under my new opposition class. much like perrykid's vision of having people defend the tree as a class, I have decided to allow these people to play as your enemies. I will be giving them a starting health of about 250hp (because if I don't they will be killed immediately). in fact, all they have to do to get this position is post "I pledge my loyalty to the tree of life and power", and they will become your new worst enemy. Nerdsoft will be my starting candidate. they can attack other players (and you can attack them) whenever you/they want to. I shall call this new class "Nature Touched". their powers will of course be nature based.

SO SAYS BLADE!

now onto the reply:

The King of games approaches the tree again after resting to restore his power. "Curses! What we need is...AH!, what we need is SCIENCE!" He rushes off, returning some time later, wearing a white lab coat, leading two dump-truck-loads of Aluminum and Iron oxide (Rust), both metals ground into a fine powder. "Let's see how this tree likes Thermite!" He rigs up a system of ropes and pullies to pour the ingredients, bucket by bucket, to the top of the tree. Now, Thermite is one of the most exothermic reactions in the world. Why? Because of the electron transfer between the Iron Oxide and Aluminum, the Iron Oxide losing 3 electrons and Aluminum gaining 3, per atom. The reaction is so hot, the elemental Iron formed is molten. Such heat and molten metal would dribble down the tree, quickly melting the wood. Given enough time, there simply wouldn't be a tree, as it would be melted down to the ground. "...How's that, Blade? Scientific enough for you? Original enough?"


the thermite proved to be a solid attack.

-25,000hp

"Hey. I'm currently looking for the mana fragment. you by chance want something to trade for it, or are willing to give it away for free?"


a spirit then flies out of the mine, and you hear it whisper, "bring us back the sword of the endless resting." the spirits were referencing the paladin blade, zinkorov, which was used thousands of years ago to cleanse evil and restore rest to the dead. you can either take back the blade, or you can keep it for yourself. either one works for me. whichever you decide, the blade is currently in the posession of a powerful warlord to the north of here."

walk up to nerdsoft and slice him with my sword.


he receives some damage.

-30hp

I tell the alchemist that, despite the bizarre weather, I am here for some upgrades to my archery abilities, along with some poison/acid/fire/napalm arrows (napalm would be excellent for this game).


he laughs, and then says, "if that was all you wanted, then you didn't need to come to me. I can easily send those to you myself via courier. in fact, the only reason you should ever come to me is for 2 things: to either demand a refund, or you would like to augment your body in some way, shape, or form." he hands you the arrows free of charge, and tells you to shoo.

I make every game characters on the internet come to life using my awesome powers, for example Sonny, Veradaux and Felicity will come alive and all will attack the tree. I will then stand in front of the tree and wait til all the players have commented and they will strike with all they have at the tree, then I will steal their powers by absorbing it like Sebastian Shaw in X-Men: First Class and then I will touch the tree and making it explode.


stealing the powers of other players is against the rules. sorry man, try something else.

Thaboss goes back to his sword quest.


(you didn't need to post this) alright, you are back at the shield with the shifting energies. how will you cut it?

I refuel the device and set it to attack the tree until it is dead. That should cause some DoT.


sorry, DoT won't be starting until next turn.

Killersup will call upon a giant army of undead soldiers from the earth.They are huge like no other undead. Then he will have the giants dig a giant trench in a 150 foot radius of the tree. He will have them dig over 1000 yards under the earth. Intill the molten lava rises around the tree... the lava will completely surround the tree creating a kind of force field around the tree. However, this will completely cut off the tree from any water. Even if the lava dries, it will become almost concrete hard, and it will take hundreds/thousands of yards for the water alone to crack through 150 feet of rock. By then the tree should have been completely devoid of water, thus dead.


we all seem to be forgetting that this tree isn't any normal tree. you damaged it, but only by so much.

-100,000hp

sorry for the hitus but i fly to the man then ask how i can become a shade or whatever its called


sorry for the hitus but i fly to the man then ask how i can become a shade or whatever its called


kentour-oa looks at you with what seems like speechlessness, and then you hear him slowly whisper, "to become a shade, you must let a greater demon corrupt you, or you must be exposed to unnatural levels of dark energy, usualy beyond that of normal human tolerance. I won't stop you from becoming one, but let it be known that if I ever see you again as that monstrosity, I will personally come and end your life myself."

My attack
I stop nerdsoft's rubber flak with a flick of my wrist, condense it into a rubber ball, and shoot it at the tree. (I know that will do nothing, but I'm making a point. Then I paralyze nerdsoft, and float up into the sky with him. I then crystallize him into pure dark energy, and condense him, shaping him into a wedge-shaped object. I fly up to the top of the tree, holding Nerdsoft the Dark Wedge in my hand, somewhat reminiscent of Zeus' master bolt. Then I blast him from the top of the tree down, flattening him out as he goes, like how a lead bullet flattens out as it goes trough your body. Once he reaches the true center of the tree, I cause him to explode with massive amounts of energy, releasing more energy in 1 second than 5 suns release in an hour. I grab everyone who isn't nerdsoft and fly as far away as I possibly can, because everything for miles around is probably going to get vaporized.


that put a tear to my eye it was so impressive. under normal circumstances, nerdsoft would definitely be dead, but I'm now making him part of my new experiment.

-80hp:nerdsoft
-225,000hp

And that, nerdsoft, is why you don't fool with me. If you have any luck, Blade might give you a second chance to respawn.


I'll let you stew over the gravity of this.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
Bladerunner679 (New Creator)

Norse Prophets: (player side-jobs)
TheEPICgameKING (Dot Calculator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)
killersup10
light_chaser
sonicheroes95

Demi-Gods: (players who have earned my respect)
Santi_
Thaboss

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
gameplayer101
crazyape
djime
Snag618

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)
epicness01

Elemental Sages (ultimate elemental masters):
Light_chaser

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
sonicheroes95
BRAAINZz
Xerox

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
beckitten27

Tormentors (ultimate force of evil):
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
Perrykid

Angels: (ultimate good mages)

Archangels (ultimate force of
good):

Arcane Elite (those who have mastered magic itself):
SubZero007

Nature TouchedTree's sworn Guardians)
nerdsoft

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
Sergie32
billy285
Sparx0

Tree:2,495,360,032,855 HP
Defense:100%

Weather:cloudy
Ground Condition: dry
Wind: none
killersup10
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considering the nature of this game, we're probably not going to hit 100,000 damage per turn. but whatever.


we all seem to be forgetting that this tree isn't any normal tree. you damaged it, but only by so much.

-100,000hp
lulz...



I will be giving them a starting health of about 250hp (because if I don't they will be killed immediately). in fact, all they have to do to get this position is post "I pledge my loyalty to the tree of life and power", and they will become your new worst enemy. Nerdsoft will be my starting candidate. they can attack other players (and you can attack them) whenever you/they want to. I shall call this new class "Nature Touched". their powers will of course be nature based.



Nobody should be stupid enough to actually attempt to destroy Killersup.



Good turn. Now Killersup shall wait for inspiration.
sonicheroes95
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"alright. I'll see what I can do." Guess my next stop is north, towards the warlord's house.

theEPICgameKING
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This attack is very simple, but also super deadly.

Epic drinks a Mana Potion to restore his power lost during his Limit Break Combo, then holds up an Osmium Staff. Osmium is the densest element in the periodic table, and imbued in this staff is the secrets of Gravity Magic. Yeah, Sonic knows what's about to happen.
"FORCE!" the King of Games yells, sending a deceptively small black hole at the tree. Anyone close enough to this would be pulled towards it. Once the Gravity black hole reaches its target, it would spread to encompass it, contract, then explode in a mini nova, using the tree's own mass to damage itself. And Yggdrasil's pretty darn big, right?
Epic stumbles and coughs; the magic had taken all of his power, and he would have to rest a turn or two to recover. "Let's see *Cough* what *Cough* this *wheeze* does..."

Yeah, I just did that. For those that don't know what Gravity magic does:
Gravity takes off 25% of the target's current HP.
GraviRA takes off a third.
GraviGA takes off half.

I used Gravity to start off.

Usually, with weak enemies, this magic is crap. but with a tree with over 2 TRILLION HP...I might just do insane damage. Provided of course, the tree isn't immune like some enemies are. ...crap?

*New Job: DoT Calculator* YAY! alright, here's how i'll do my job. When blade ends the turn, i'll review each of your posts and assess them for DoT. For fairness and logic reasons, only one DoT status can be active at once. Aww. I'll also be SUPER NICE and always put the most powerful DoT, should there be several players competing. Once i've made my decision, i'll post something along the lines of:
DoT: (User's name) (Attack summary) (DoT=???)
Epic, King of Games: Thermite Drip: DoT should do around 40,000 damage per turn.

I may be tempted to switch sides just to test out the Nature Touched. I AM a Wiccan after all. What if the Nature Touched manage to beat back all the attackers? Will we win?

sonicheroes95
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You really expect blade to let you get away with a blatent FF/KH reference, just out of curiousity. this is blade's game. you can't decide how much a spell would do, or even it's effects, only how you use the magic.

theEPICgameKING
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Nah, I don't expect Blade to do the %HP damage. I just wanted to see if you'd get the reference, which you did. Good job. I did include a better description of the attack, and the basis is the same: The more mass (HP, size, whatnot) an enemy has, the more damage a Gravity-based attack will do. the numbers just make it convienient. I should still do either none or a crazy amount though.

Also, DoT only lasts for a few turns. My Thermite Drip: 3 turns left.

Bladerunner679
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If you just wanted to see if he got the reference, then that attack was a bit of a waste.

-Blade

Nerdsoft
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I go to the future to check if the tree is still there. If it is there, I can go on a quest but if it isn't, I must SAVE THE TREE! Also, I'll go to a point just before the tree dies and take a robot lawyer to sue the tree-haters.

sonicheroes95
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I can see the future: the tree will have fallen. (not going to say how far into the future because who the hell knows.)

theEPICgameKING
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My focus was 90% attack and 10% reference. To be honest, a Gravity-based attack would be overwhelmingly strong against the tree, just because of the tree's mass.

My attack stands.

sonicheroes95
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Ok, let's see... I'll go in at night and use my power of darkness to conceal me. if the mage hunter comes out, i'll try to lure him abit away from the estate. if not, i'll attempt to locate the two master snipers and try to kill them both by shooting them at the same time.

Nerdsoft
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I come back with a robot lawyer and order it to stand by the tree suing tree-haters. Then I go questing for mo' power.

Kylelolcat
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I'm baaaack!

First, I create five clones of myself with dark energy that don't have the power that I have, but still have the physical capabilities and are able to be coordinated by myself. I create a ball of dark energy around Nerdsoft, then condense it into about the size of a volleyball. I use my free hand to generate a net of dark energy, then I cordinate three of the clones to one side of the net and the other two to the side that I'm on. I then proceed to play volleyball with the dark sphere as the ball, ending off several rounds with a spike into the ground. I then pull the ball out of the ground, proceeding to re-absorb the net and clones and create a basketball net and court out of dark energy. I then proceed to change the properties of the sphere to that of a basketball, then dribble as much as possible up to the net and shoot with nothing but net. Finally, I condense the sphere into a baseball with similar properties to one, then conjure a baseball bat, then throw the sphere straight up into the air and perfectly batting the sphere into the tree. I finally dismiss the sphere, allowing what's left of Nerdsoft to spill out.

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