Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
i grab a goblin stuffed with how ever much tnt he has made, light the fuse and throw him at the tree in order to make the rest work faster
you barely damaged the tree, but you did piss off the goblins just enough for them to attack you. how did you do it you wonder? you killed their elder.
-20,000hp -45hp:tunablade
[/quote]I meditate for 1 turn on the best way to attack the tree.
there is no real point to doing that, but if you insist.
[quote]yes, but how much damage to the tree?
lol, thanks for reminding me, sorry I didn't post it earlier.
-500,000hp
I gather as much fruit as possible, and store it all at exactly 33 degrees Fahrenheit.
lol, you shouldn't be worrying about it rotting. really you should be worried about the magic leaving it. the enchantment leaves the fruit not long after it becomes separated from the tree.
I put massive electrical energy in the above dark clouds.
the clouds absorbed it, and now you can fire it whenever you wish.
Let's see. I grab the Brass Beast and start revving it.
I grab a nearby Macguffin and try to use whatever powers it has upon the tree.
please explain/post a link when you make a reference to a video game/TV show. I ask this because I might not always know the reference (like now for instance).
Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn) Light_chaser
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe) Bladerunner679 (New Creator)
Knowing that SubZero007 is my friend, I take one of the Yggdrasil's fruit. I go to an empty area, no plants, humans, or animals. I put the fruit in the air directly in front of me, levitating it. I proceed to open my being up to the fruit, and absorb it. Mixing. Fusing with my other abilities (android, slight magic, swords, nexus, perfect human, fused mind and soul, skin, bone, flesh, blood, et cetera). Finally, if succesful, I transform my physical and mental being into whatever Bladerunner may want. Obviously I'm thinking that the fruit contains some of Yggdrasil's powers/magic.
(I actually don't want to become a norse god, I understand that this action probably won't send me into god-hood, it's just that I have already made some . . . other arrangments)
Sorry! a Macguffin is a almost always magical item which the hero of any movie/game/TVshow must fetch in order to Save The World. hope that cleared it up! anyway, i shoot the tree with an RPG.
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Brass_beast This is the brass beast. I can't fire it till I revved it up fully, which will probably take a few turns...
I tame a Golem Wyvern from Dragon Valley, and give it a pile of small iron scrap. (Golem Wyverns have thick and sticky skin, and roll in the nearest rubble/gravel/scrap they find to make a coat that protects them from attack.) I then see if it can do something to the tree.
I was reviewing the archive, and on page 50 I summoned a golem wyvern. I guess you owe me some damage? Just saying...
