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PerryKid

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Posted January 3, '12 8:38pm UTC

Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]\r\n\r\nFirst of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.\r\n\r\nNo memes\r\nNo posting own damage\r\nOne attack per turn\r\nIf I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule\r\nNo being an idiot\r\nNo girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks\r\nNo protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)\r\n\r\nBecause this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.\r\n\r\nNote that this is the standard for some of the attacks:\r\n\r\nA chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.\r\nA tree cutter also only does 1 damage.\r\nAxe does 1 damage\r\nBattle axe does 2 damage\r\nNorse Battle axe does 3\r\n\r\nIf people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.\r\n\r\nPeople get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'\r\n\r\nDead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.\r\n\r\nTo make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.\r\n\r\nTree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP\r\nClimate: No wind and sunny

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Bladerunner679

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Blacksmith

Posted April 7, '12 1:18am UTC

I bring down a lightning bolt and some electrified dark hail on the tree

you hit the ironbark with a barrage of dark hail. the electrical charge gave them a magnetic field which attracted them to the tree. this made the hail go as fast as bullets.

-250,000hp

I find inner paths of darkness and light while meditating and i pick darkness.
(sorry if this is the type of stuff that is not allowed.

lol, since you were the first person who was actually clever enough to do this on your own, I will skip giving you the quest and allow you to use said powers (no, I will not allow this again).

Level Up: beckitten27: Dark Mage

Wow, this is getting way too easy.

I was in a generous mood when I posted that. don't expect it to happen again.

Knowing that SubZero007 is my friend, I take one of the Yggdrasil's fruit. I go to an empty area, no plants, humans, or animals. I put the fruit in the air directly in front of me, levitating it. I proceed to open my being up to the fruit, and absorb it. Mixing. Fusing with my other abilities (android, slight magic, swords, nexus, perfect human, fused mind and soul, skin, bone, flesh, blood, et cetera). Finally, if succesful, I transform my physical and mental being into whatever Bladerunner may want. Obviously I'm thinking that the fruit contains some of Yggdrasil's powers/magic.

hmmm...you know that was a bit of a gamble. bold move like that can easily end up hurting you (this time it didn't). your body becomes altered somehow. your skin starts itching, and you start noticing your skin becoming rough and hard. you are actually growing ironbark on your skin. because of your gamble, you have unlocked a new class, one that can only be acheived after becoming a norse hero. you have unlocked DEMI-GOD (allow me to explain: your body was actually growing unstable due to the fact that you kept on adding powers to yourself. I am doing this in order to stablize you)

LEVEL UP:_SantiEMI-GOD

Sorry! a Macguffin is a almost always magical item which the hero of any movie/game/TVshow must fetch in order to Save The World. hope that cleared it up!

...interesting.

i shoot the tree with an RPG.

the tree suffers minor damage.

-10,000hp

i begin to craft a rail gun

very well.

oh ya are any goblins still under my control

no, but they did unionize and are now demanding you pay them.

I was reviewing the archive, and on page 50 I summoned a golem wyvern.
I guess you owe me some damage? Just saying...

I would've, if you hadn't broken one of my rules. Just saying...

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
Light_chaser
Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
Bladerunner679 (New Creator)
Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)

Demi-Gods: (players who have earned my respect)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
gameplayer101
crazyape
epicness01

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)
light_chaser

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
sonicheroes95

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
Perrykid

Angels: (ultimate good mages)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
Sparx0
Poizaz00

Tree:2,495,317,946,859 HP

Weather: Dark Blizzard
Ground Condition: moist
Wind: light breeze

[quote]I bring down a lightning bolt and some electrified dark hail on the tree[/quote]\r\n\r\nyou hit the ironbark with a barrage of dark hail. the electrical charge gave them a magnetic field which attracted them to the tree. this made the hail go as fast as bullets.\r\n\r\n-250,000hp\r\n\r\n[quote]I find inner paths of darkness and light while meditating and i pick darkness.\r\n(sorry if this is the type of stuff that is not allowed.[/quote]\r\n\r\nlol, since you were the first person who was actually clever enough to do this on your own, I will skip giving you the quest and allow you to use said powers (no, I will not allow this again).\r\n\r\nLevel Up: beckitten27: Dark Mage\r\n\r\n[quote]Wow, this is getting way too easy. [/quote]\r\n\r\nI was in a generous mood when I posted that. don't expect it to happen again.\r\n\r\n[quote]Knowing that SubZero007 is my friend, I take one of the Yggdrasil's fruit. I go to an empty area, no plants, humans, or animals. I put the fruit in the air directly in front of me, levitating it. I proceed to open my being up to the fruit, and absorb it. Mixing. Fusing with my other abilities (android, slight magic, swords, nexus, perfect human, fused mind and soul, skin, bone, flesh, blood, et cetera). Finally, if succesful, I transform my physical and mental being into whatever Bladerunner may want. Obviously I'm thinking that the fruit contains some of Yggdrasil's powers/magic.[/quote]\r\n\r\nhmmm...you know that was a bit of a gamble. bold move like that can easily end up hurting you (this time it didn't). your body becomes altered somehow. your skin starts itching, and you start noticing your skin becoming rough and hard. you are actually growing ironbark on your skin. because of your gamble, you have unlocked a new class, one that can only be acheived after becoming a norse hero. you have unlocked DEMI-GOD (allow me to explain: your body was actually growing unstable due to the fact that you kept on adding powers to yourself. I am doing this in order to stablize you)\r\n\r\nLEVEL UP:_Santi:DEMI-GOD\r\n\r\n[quote]Sorry! a Macguffin is a almost always magical item which the hero of any movie/game/TVshow must fetch in order to Save The World. hope that cleared it up![/quote]\r\n\r\n...interesting.\r\n\r\n[quote]i shoot the tree with an RPG.[/quote]\r\n\r\nthe tree suffers minor damage.\r\n\r\n-10,000hp\r\n\r\n[quote]i begin to craft a rail gun[/quote]\r\n\r\nvery well.\r\n\r\n[quote]oh ya are any goblins still under my control[/quote]\r\n\r\nno, but they did unionize and are now demanding you pay them.\r\n\r\n[quote]I was reviewing the archive, and on page 50 I summoned a golem wyvern.\r\nI guess you owe me some damage? Just saying...[/quote]\r\n\r\nI would've, if you hadn't broken one of my rules. Just saying...\r\n\r\nTemporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)\r\nLight_chaser\r\nNorse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)\r\nBladerunner679 (New Creator)\r\nNorse Heroes: (Epic Players)\r\n\r\nDemi-Gods: (players who have earned my respect)\r\nSanti_\r\n\r\nNoble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)\r\ngameplayer101\r\ncrazyape\r\nepicness01\r\n\r\nElementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)\r\nlight_chaser\r\n\r\nDark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)\r\nsonicheroes95\r\n\r\nShades: (ultimate dark mages)\r\nKylelolcat\r\n\r\nGood Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)\r\nPerrykid\r\n\r\nAngels: (ultimate good mages)\r\nSubZero007\r\n\r\nUndead: (Dead but put back to life)\r\n\r\ncurrent Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)\r\nArmpit\r\nthaboss\r\nSergie32\r\nAlexandra222\r\nbilly285\r\nSparx0\r\nPoizaz00\r\n\r\nTree:2,495,317,946,859 HP\r\n\r\nWeather: Dark Blizzard\r\nGround Condition: moist\r\nWind: light breeze

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Santi_

1,900 posts

Nomad

Posted April 7, '12 1:33am UTC

I was in a generous mood when I posted that. don't expect it to happen again.

No, I was talking about you giving everyone the ability to deal much more damage than what they would've gotten previously. Except for Subzero, he just keeps losing more, and more health.

(allow me to explain: your body was actually growing unstable due to the fact that you kept on adding powers to yourself. I am doing this in order to stablize you)

Ah, thank you. Yes, I understood it was a gamble, but it was apparent that it wouldn't be that easy to lose all of my abilities, or even my life, at once. I'm not trying to sound arrogant, it's just that the only way I've noticed something like that happens is either breaking the rules, using a suicidal attack, or pissing you off. The latter seems to be the most effective.
Demi-god? Half mortal, and half god? I like the sounds of that.

I experiment with my powers a bit.

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killersup10

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Blacksmith

Posted April 7, '12 1:47am UTC

killersup bashes the tree day and night for 40 days and 40 nights.abraham lincoin style. the "toy" that killersup uses to bash said tree with is of course his trusty sledghammer.this is only ment to weaken it.

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epicness01

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Nomad

Posted April 7, '12 1:49am UTC

I bring down thunderbolt after thunderbolt from the clouds on the tree. I also bring down tons and tons of electric hail, and I fire the most powerful blast of energy I can muster while channeling energy from the earth's magnetic field to charge me.

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rabidgam3r

116 posts

Nomad

Posted April 7, '12 1:56am UTC

I get a ballista and put some C4 upon the bolt and poison the tip and FIRE!

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Bladerunner679

2,487 posts

Blacksmith

Posted April 7, '12 4:27am UTC

No, I was talking about you giving everyone the ability to deal much more damage than what they would've gotten previously.

lol, that really isn't something you should mention to the GM. come to think of it, I have been lenient on you guys. the funny part was that I was that I did so to restablize the game after perrykid multiplied the tree's health. (speaking of which, I wonder what he's doing these days)

ATTENTION: due to the fact that I have been waaay too lenient on you guys, I'm slashing everyone's attack power. Also, be sure to thank santi_ for this wonderous improvement. so says Blade.

it's just that the only way I've noticed something like that happens is either breaking the rules, using a suicidal attack, or pissing you off. The latter seems to be the most effective.

trust me, the only way to piss me off these days is to break the rules.

I experiment with my powers a bit.

your experimentation shows that you now have 200hp, and you retain all of your powers from before your transformation, but there is a difference (let's see if you can figure out what that difference is).

killersup bashes the tree day and night for 40 days and 40 nights.abraham lincoin style. the "toy" that killersup uses to bash said tree with is of course his trusty sledghammer.this is only ment to weaken it.

lol, all you did was tire yourself out.

I bring down thunderbolt after thunderbolt from the clouds on the tree. I also bring down tons and tons of electric hail, and I fire the most powerful blast of energy I can muster while channeling energy from the earth's magnetic field to charge me.

you damage the tree, but there is a bit of a problem. when you tapped into the earth's magnetic field, you actually multiplied your gravity constant. you are the same mass, but your weight has multiplied by a factor of 4. you are unable to move.

-1,000hp
Temporarily Disabled: epicness01

(remember, to get out of it, you just need to post how you will get out of the situation.)

I get a ballista and put some C4 upon the bolt and poison the tip and FIRE!

lol, new people. since I now know that you haven't read the whole thread, I have to now tell you that poison doesn't affect the tree. Also, you were a little trigger happy, and you pressed the detonator button a little too soon. the bolt exploded in mid-air.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
Light_chaser
epicness01

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
Bladerunner679 (New Creator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)

Demi-Gods: (players who have earned my respect)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
gameplayer101
crazyape
epicness01

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)
light_chaser

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
sonicheroes95

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
Perrykid

Angels: (ultimate good mages)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
Sparx0
Poizaz00

Tree:2,495,317,945,859 HP

Weather: Dark Blizzard
Ground Condition: moist
Wind: light breeze

[quote]No, I was talking about you giving everyone the ability to deal much more damage than what they would've gotten previously.[/quote]\r\n\r\nlol, that really isn't something you should mention to the GM. come to think of it, I have been lenient on you guys. the funny part was that I was that I did so to restablize the game after perrykid multiplied the tree's health. (speaking of which, I wonder what he's doing these days)\r\n\r\n[b]ATTENTION: due to the fact that I have been waaay too lenient on you guys, I'm slashing everyone's attack power. Also, be sure to thank santi_ for this wonderous improvement. so says Blade.[/b]\r\n\r\n[quote]it's just that the only way I've noticed something like that happens is either breaking the rules, using a suicidal attack, or pissing you off. The latter seems to be the most effective. \r\n[/quote]\r\n\r\ntrust me, the only way to piss me off these days is to break the rules.\r\n\r\n[quote]I experiment with my powers a bit.[/quote]\r\n\r\nyour experimentation shows that you now have 200hp, and you retain all of your powers from before your transformation, but there is a difference (let's see if you can figure out what that difference is).\r\n\r\n[quote]killersup bashes the tree day and night for 40 days and 40 nights.abraham lincoin style. the "toy" that killersup uses to bash said tree with is of course his trusty sledghammer.this is only ment to weaken it.[/quote]\r\n\r\nlol, all you did was tire yourself out.\r\n\r\n[quote]I bring down thunderbolt after thunderbolt from the clouds on the tree. I also bring down tons and tons of electric hail, and I fire the most powerful blast of energy I can muster while channeling energy from the earth's magnetic field to charge me.[/quote]\r\n\r\nyou damage the tree, but there is a bit of a problem. when you tapped into the earth's magnetic field, you actually multiplied your gravity constant. you are the same mass, but your weight has multiplied by a factor of 4. you are unable to move.\r\n\r\n-1,000hp\r\nTemporarily Disabled: epicness01\r\n\r\n(remember, to get out of it, you just need to post how you will get out of the situation.)\r\n\r\n[quote]I get a ballista and put some C4 upon the bolt and poison the tip and FIRE![/quote]\r\n\r\nlol, new people. since I now know that you haven't read the whole thread, I have to now tell you that poison doesn't affect the tree. Also, you were a little trigger happy, and you pressed the detonator button a little too soon. the bolt exploded in mid-air.\r\n\r\nTemporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)\r\nLight_chaser\r\nepicness01\r\n\r\nNorse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)\r\nBladerunner679 (New Creator)\r\n\r\nNorse Heroes: (Epic Players)\r\n\r\nDemi-Gods: (players who have earned my respect)\r\nSanti_\r\n\r\nNoble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)\r\ngameplayer101\r\ncrazyape\r\nepicness01\r\n\r\nElementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)\r\nlight_chaser\r\n\r\nDark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)\r\nsonicheroes95\r\n\r\nShades: (ultimate dark mages)\r\nKylelolcat\r\n\r\nGood Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)\r\nPerrykid\r\n\r\nAngels: (ultimate good mages)\r\nSubZero007\r\n\r\nUndead: (Dead but put back to life)\r\n\r\ncurrent Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)\r\nArmpit\r\nthaboss\r\nSergie32\r\nAlexandra222\r\nbilly285\r\nSparx0\r\nPoizaz00\r\n\r\nTree:2,495,317,945,859 HP\r\n\r\nWeather: Dark Blizzard\r\nGround Condition: moist\r\nWind: light breeze

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tunablade

200 posts

Nomad

Posted April 7, '12 5:02am UTC

i use my rail gun to force the goblins back into submission then i force them to make me something requiring less work like....

a mini gun!!!!!!!!!

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epicness01

1,515 posts

Nomad

Posted April 7, '12 12:27pm UTC

I create an electromagnetic field around myself which repels me from the ground, but not enough to send me into space, just enough to cancel out the extra weight.

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rabidgam3r

116 posts

Nomad

Posted April 7, '12 1:23pm UTC

I persuade NASA to let me borrow a space shuttle and i fill it with c4 and launch it at a meteor that is big enough to survive through the atmosphere and strike Yggdrasil.

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killersup10

2,739 posts

Blacksmith

Posted April 7, '12 1:27pm UTC

killersup beings.......experimenting with a strange substance that seems to have fallen from the tree......

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SubZero007

883 posts

Peasant

Posted April 7, '12 1:33pm UTC

I eat some fruit and study the rest, attempting to find a container which will trap the magic in.

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Santi_

1,900 posts

Nomad

Posted April 7, '12 6:18pm UTC

Also, be sure to thank santi_ for this wonderous improvement. so says Blade.

You're welcome!
Well, now's all of your chance to be a bit more creative.

And come on Blade, no one can stay mad at me forever. Right? Right?

Okay, maybe I can help out a bit:
I take killersup's sledghammer, then use my android being to transform it into something...interesting.
I form a thin layer of nexus around subzero's fruit, making it a one way magic-director. I also be sure to make sure it's not backwards, and does not suck out the magic from the fruit.
Well, I'm not sure what rabidgam3r expects to happen, but hey, I'm in a good mood, and use my knowledge of the human mind to help him persuade NASA, and any other individuals who object.
I take my swords, and create a thin wall-like layer that'll keep epicness from doing accidently doing something strange with his newfound magnetic field-gravity powers. If anything goes wrong, I just pull the swords back into their original form, and return them to me.
I use my small magic powers, in addition from the power of the nexus to enchant tunablade's railgun.

Cheers.

(No I'm not British, I've just been reading too many books written by british authors)

[quote]Also, be sure to thank santi_ for this wonderous improvement. so says Blade.[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou're welcome!\r\nWell, now's all of your chance to be a bit more creative. \r\n\r\nAnd come on Blade, no one can stay mad at me forever. Right? [i]Right?[/i]\r\n\r\nOkay, maybe I can help out a bit:\r\nI take killersup's sledghammer, then use my android being to transform it into something...interesting.\r\nI form a thin layer of nexus around subzero's fruit, making it a one way magic-director. I also be sure to make sure it's not backwards, and does not suck out the magic from the fruit.\r\nWell, I'm not sure what rabidgam3r expects to happen, but hey, I'm in a good mood, and use my knowledge of the human mind to help him persuade NASA, and any other individuals who object.\r\nI take my swords, and create a thin wall-like layer that'll keep epicness from doing accidently doing something strange with his newfound magnetic field-gravity powers. If anything goes wrong, I just pull the swords back into their original form, and return them to me.\r\nI use my small magic powers, in addition from the power of the nexus to enchant tunablade's railgun.\r\n\r\nCheers.\r\n\r\n(No I'm not British, I've just been reading too many books written by british authors)

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SubZero007

883 posts

Peasant

Posted April 7, '12 8:06pm UTC

Huzzah! 3 Cheers for the Demi-God with a UK fetish!
Hip Hip.... Hurray!
Hip Hip.... Hurray!
Hip Hip.... Hurray!

Now that that is out of my system, I begin crystallizing Holy Energy in order to make a railgun, a mini-gun, and a rocket launcher.

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Santi_

1,900 posts

Nomad

Posted April 7, '12 8:29pm UTC

UK fetish!

I don't like the UK anymore than I like cream cheese. It isn't very common in my diet, but it serves it's purpose.
It's just that their authors have pretty good books. Seriously, wasn't Harry Potter even written by a british author?

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rabidgam3r

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Nomad

Posted April 7, '12 10:30pm UTC

Thanks! i forgot to elaborate that i would direct the meteor toward Yggdrasil and then promptly forgot to post.

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