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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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TopRank_
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I SEND ALL THE WRATH OF HELL DOWN UPON THAT ****ING TREE!!!!!

Santi_
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I pray to Perrykid to reduce some more health from the Yggdrasil.


Perrykid isn't a Norse God anymore.
beckitten27
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I bump so others can attack the tree ( not attack, just bump)

Santi_
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I go to a close star (not the sun), and force a chunk off of it. I hold it in place, and place a strong layer of nexus around it, so it doesn't harm anyone, or the Earth. Next, using my increased intelligence, and android being, I use some power from my swords and ironbark to create a bladed weapon, somewhere between a trident, a spear, and a katana. I use it to open up to ironbark, and send the piece of the star in it. I proceed to heat it up further, and collapse it. Removing the heat, but retaining it in nexus layer. I collapse it further, until it (hopefully, saying this because I don't want to state what happens) blasts into a supernova. Before it turns into a black hole, I force the energy of the supernova back into the pre-black hole. Condensing it until the particles overlap, existing in the same place at the same time, and hopefully making a bigger blast than a hypernova. I take the swords, and turn the into shards, force them to cover the tree, and squeeze it as the blast is going on. If something goes wrong, I make the shards cover me, protecting me. The remnants of the hypernova should turn into a black hole, eating the Yggdrasil. I force the black hole, essentially, inside out, releasing even more energy, and everything that it's absorbed, or done. After, hopefully, damaging the Yggdrasil, I put another nexus layer around all of the energy, remove it from the tree, and bring it to me, I open up myself to it, and absorb it. If it overwhelms me, I just remove my negative energy (not negative meaning bad, but think of it as black matter, "dead weight&quot which is keeping me from becoming more powerful, or even evolving further.

Again, I don't want to become a Norse God.

Bladerunner679
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sorry this took so long, I've been busy hanging out with a german cultural exchange student.

Alright. I fuse the swords to me in a magical fire (kind of like early santi_). I go to the tree and make a burrow with the swords and hole up in side the tree. I take off a TINY chunk off the inside of the tree. After I do that I go to a lab and infuse it with dihydrogen monoxide(water) and drink the &quototion" I had made. I hope this gets me a power boost.


oh goodie, a copycat attack. unfortunately, the spirit of flame that resides inside you is unable to absorb magic from the tree. they just aren't compatible.

Killersup bashes his great earthquake hammer across the ground. Hades, the god of death and hell is woken from his great slumber. Hades remembers this being, yes this was the man who insulted him. It seems like his last attempt to kill him was futile. Hades challenges Killersup to a game of arm wrestling. If Hades wins then he gets Killersup�s soul, but if Killersup wins then he gets full control of Hades.


...now I've lost interest. I already know how this will end if I let you tell the story. LETS MAKE THINGS INTERESTING! Hades changes the bet and challenges you to answer a riddle:

"kills the bad ones, and the sad ones. tightens to fit, so one size fits all" (to those who already know, please do not reveal the answer, or give him any clues as to how to find it). you win, you get his powers. if he wins, you become his thrall.

I corrupt the area around the tree


the tree's nature magic repels corruption of your level from entering it.

I attempt to undo the changes I made to the earth's magnetic field made on a previous turn.


done, everything reverts back to normal.

I shoot the Rocket Launcher to get past the Ironbark, Shoot the Minigun to deepen the hole, and then I shoot a exploding warhead out of the railgun deep into the center of the tree, and detonate it.


that damaged it, but I expected so much more out of you. as mark twain said in his advice to youth "Leave dynamite to the low, and unrefined"

-1,000hp

i pray to Thor for his blessing.


he's too busy working with the avengers right now, call back later.

god it, so no attacking allies unless they actively interupt a turn... I go to build a sentry and wrangle it to shoot the tree. http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Wrangler


the tree is barely damaged.

-500hp

I pray to Perrykid to reduce some more health from the Yggdrasil.


all you did was prove that you skipped over most of the thread. PUNISH!

-10hp: IC41

I SEND ALL THE WRATH OF HELL DOWN UPON THAT ****ING TREE!!!!!


since the norse don't believe in the white christ, they are unnaffected by that ridiculously vague attack.

I go to a close star (not the sun), and force a chunk off of it. I hold it in place, and place a strong layer of nexus around it, so it doesn't harm anyone, or the Earth. Next, using my increased intelligence, and android being, I use some power from my swords and ironbark to create a bladed weapon, somewhere between a trident, a spear, and a katana. I use it to open up to ironbark, and send the piece of the star in it. I proceed to heat it up further, and collapse it. Removing the heat, but retaining it in nexus layer. I collapse it further, until it (hopefully, saying this because I don't want to state what happens) blasts into a supernova. Before it turns into a black hole, I force the energy of the supernova back into the pre-black hole. Condensing it until the particles overlap, existing in the same place at the same time, and hopefully making a bigger blast than a hypernova. I take the swords, and turn the into shards, force them to cover the tree, and squeeze it as the blast is going on. If something goes wrong, I make the shards cover me, protecting me. The remnants of the hypernova should turn into a black hole, eating the Yggdrasil. I force the black hole, essentially, inside out, releasing even more energy, and everything that it's absorbed, or done. After, hopefully, damaging the Yggdrasil, I put another nexus layer around all of the energy, remove it from the tree, and bring it to me, I open up myself to it, and absorb it. If it overwhelms me, I just remove my negative energy (not negative meaning bad, but think of it as black matter, "dead weight&quot which is keeping me from becoming more powerful, or even evolving further.


santi...remind me later to put a limit on the length of a post. as for your attack:

1.well thought out, but you missed a key detail. the tree is not like normal trees. it's outer layer is like a steel shell, but the inside is more of an energy sponge. in normal circumstances, you would've destroyed any other tree, but when you created that hypernova, you actually hit an energy type that the tree is able to absorb. long story short, the tree used that energy to heal itself, and you just lost some of your power, but only a little.

+50,000,000hp

-5hp:santi_

Again, I don't want to become a Norse God.


I heard you the first time.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
Bladerunner679 (New Creator)

Norse Heroes: (Epic Players)

Demi-Gods: (players who have earned my respect)
Santi_

Noble Warriors: (Not-as-Epic-but-still-epic Players)
gameplayer101
crazyape
epicness01

Elementalists: (Evolved Noble warriors)
light_chaser

Dark Mages: (Mages with dark powers)
sonicheroes95

Shades: (ultimate dark mages)
Kylelolcat

Good Mages: (Mages with beneficiary powers)
Perrykid

Angels: (ultimate good mages)
SubZero007

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
billy285
Sparx0
Poizaz00

Tree:2,495,367,942,359 HP

Weather: Dark Blizzard
Ground Condition: moist
Wind: light breeze
lC4l
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lol, I didn't notice.

I stab the tree with the Sword of Ice in an attempt to freeze it.

killersup10
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ummmmmm crap! killersup picks the answer to be a noose.hope thats right

Santi_
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Okay, but the bulk of the enrgy I tried to make sure wasn't released. I tried t turn it into a black hole, destroy some of the tree, explode, once again I tried for the bulk of the energy to not actually hit the tree, then absorb it. Anyway, it is your game, change it or not, your choice.

I heard you the first time.


I just thought my attack would work, and I put that in there for good measure.
TopRank_
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Peasant

I throw 2,495,367,942,359 Chainsaws at it, and chainsaws do one damage, and that number is the trees exact hp.

Poizaz00
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Peasant

Last time someone tried that, the chainsaws ran out of fuel.

Daizidawizard9000
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I nuke the tree.

epicness01
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I bring down lightning bolt after lightning bolt, as well as much electric hail.

Daizidawizard9000
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Nomad

I bring the Ender Dragon to destroy the tree.

beckitten27
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Peasant

one attack per turn. oh, and i let the darkness enter my heart, becoming one with me(hopefully)wheras before it was a tool

sonicheroes95
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I get 600 metal and a use it to upgrade the sentry to level three and reload it, then wrangle it to shoot the tree with missles and bullets.

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