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PerryKid
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Nomad

I know, I know...

There are too many "Kill _" threads popping out there. This one is different.

First of all, you are only limited to the technology that is available. You must not only kill the man, but you must also discover new technology before the guy gets too powerful.

Also, the guy gains powers and skills. One change is that the guy's HP grows to the quadratic formula based on the posts from his last death... (x squared [just multiply X by itself])

Just a few rules to start with...

No attacking yourself
No discovering technology in an instant



CURRENT TECHNOLOGY:

None


GUY'S HP:

1/1 (next one will be 4/4)

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Santi_
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Nomad

Can I try to carve obsidian, and while carving it, I notice sparks come out of it?

PerryKid
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Nomad

I get two short spears designed for stabbing and get behind him and tab him in the neck.


You stab him in the neck.

INSTA-KILL

Let's start at 16...

Can I try to carve obsidian, and while carving it, I notice sparks come out of it?


Yes, while trying to make a spear, you accidentally make a spark and cause some wood to light up. You wonder what has happened, since there was no storm. You hit your stones again and make more fire. You gather friends and teach them, and spread the knowledge of fire.

NEW TECH: Fire

Current Technology:

-Stone Age
-Fire
light_chaser
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light_chaser
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Peasant

I use the fire, and ignite the end of my spear, and stab him.

PerryKid
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Nomad

I use the fire, and ignite the end of my spear, and stab him.


You fail because the fire burnt the spear quickly.

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Poizaz00
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Peasant

I tie obsidian to a stick and smack rocks with it.

epicness01
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epicness01
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Nomad

I lean against a tree and notice it leans back. I get a bigger tree and a boulder and it works, until I get off, when the tree snaps upright and the boulder flies away. I use a similar method and crush the guy on a rock.

PerryKid
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I tie obsidian to a stick and smack rocks with it.


Alright... so you make a spear... whoop-de-doo!

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I lean against a tree and notice it leans back. I get a bigger tree and a boulder and it works, until I get off, when the tree snaps upright and the boulder flies away. I use a similar method and crush the guy on a rock.
WTF! I said not instant, one-post discoveries!

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Poizaz00
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Poizaz00
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Peasant

I try to burn black rocks.

PerryKid
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Nomad

I try to burn black rocks.


How? Not all rocks burn!

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Chess341
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Shepherd

I take a really long stick set it on fire and then stab the guy in the chest with it until he catches on fire.

PerryKid
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Nomad

I take a really long stick set it on fire and then stab the guy in the chest with it until he catches on fire.


You set the long stick on fire and quickly stab the guy. He catches on fire. Unfortunately, he fell in a lake and half-drowned. He got out and spit out blood and water.

-65 HP

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Santi_
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Nomad

I cut off the long wooden handle of the spear, then slit the throught of the guy.

PerryKid
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Nomad

I cut off the long wooden handle of the spear, then slit the throught of the guy.


You have invented a wooden knife. You slit the man's throat.

-25 HP

PAST ATTACKS:
*-65 HP

TOTAL: -90 HP
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Santi_
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Santi_
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Nomad

I throw several knifes at the guy.

PerryKid
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I throw several knifes at the guy.


Your technique is rather innovative. You throw the knives at the guy. Out of many, only five hit him.

-25

PAST ATTACKS
*-25
*-65

TOTAL: -115

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