Unless you haven't been on AG in forever, you obviously know that these sports advertisers are so frikkin' annoying! The purpose of this game is to brainstorm about how to get rid of them, but in game form.
Example:
1) I stop the spammers by going Al Qaeda and bombing their HQ.
Next post) I stop the spammers by calling Chuck Norris and have him Roundhouse kick them.
I'll start!
I stop the spammers by becoming an administrator and banning them.
Exacly how will these ideas help by any chance? You do know we have to become a mod or admin in real life to stop them unless by any chance AG become soo desperate and hires everyone as a mod. And shouldn't this be in tavern?
I stop the spammers by finding their headquarters, busting in, and cutting off their lower torsos. (I'd cut off the heads, but I want to hear their screams. Sound dark, but I want them to pay for filling the forums with garbage.)
The best way to stop spammers as users is to be as active as possible in the forums so we can out bump the spam. If spammers are unable to hold the front page for long they'll eventually get the point
Also hate comments on there profile (for the lolz and free armor points)
killersup ties them down and starves them for 4 days.then killersup cuts off one of their fingers and feeds it to them.he does this twice a week to keep them alive.then when all fingers are gona then killersup starts taking toes.after the toes are gone then he cuts off their ears and force feeds that to them.killersup then lets them suffer for another 3 days.after that killersup rips out their eyes with his fingers in the scooping form.killersup then drops a small knife into the socket where the eye used to be.the knife works its way into the brain after 12 hours and kills the adbot.
hmm back to the book of mideveil torture.......
then after their dead body's have lied there for a hour then killersup writes his name on the chest of the adbot with his pocket knife.
This will probably get this thread locked for too much brutality, but here's my method (sort of in the pattern of Killersup):
First, I mercilessly beat them for 26 hours straight. Afterwards, I tie the spammers to metal chairs, blindfold, and gag them. I establish IV hookups in each of them in order to provide a constant dosing of a modified synthetic adrenaline compound so that they cannot sleep but still feel pain. I cut open their abdomens, pull out their intestines while being careful to leave them connected, and wrap said entrails around the spammers. I use various knives and razors to cut each of them approximately 500 times, then smear the cuts full of a mixture of salt, hydrochloric acid, crushed glass, and rat feces (promotes septic infection - very painful). I force-feed them more crushed glass, then leave them in this condition for two weeks. At the end of that time, I take half of them and begin to dismember them from the feet up with a machete. I dump the parts into a wood chipper which ejects into a vat of medium-strength acid (we don't want immediate dissolution). Then, I take this mixture and force-feed it to the rest of the spammers. After letting that sit for a while, I cut off their arms and legs using a blowtorch (this sears the wounds closed, preventing premature death from blood loss - also extremely painful). I beat the spammers with their now-severed limbs (remember - they're still alive and conscious because of that drug), then I run over them and their disassociated parts with a steamroller and burn the remains.
