Unless you haven't been on AG in forever, you obviously know that these sports advertisers are so frikkin' annoying! The purpose of this game is to brainstorm about how to get rid of them, but in game form.
Example:
1) I stop the spammers by going Al Qaeda and bombing their HQ.
Next post) I stop the spammers by calling Chuck Norris and have him Roundhouse kick them.
I'll start!
I stop the spammers by becoming an administrator and banning them.
Unreal Solution: (as quoted from one of my earlier posts)
I get a lightning rod. I then proceed to knock out all the spammers using it used as a bludgeon. I then wake them up. At this time, they are all tied to iron chairs attached to wires, which are, in turn, attached to the lightning rod on the roof. (the wires are shielded.) I then wait for a storm to come, using the aforementioned synthetic adrenaline to keep them awake. When the storm comes, I allow it to shock the spammers within an inch of their life. I then make sushi out of one of the spammers and force-feed it to the rest of the spammers (with an even amount of his digestive juices on all the pieces as a condiment.) and attach them to the chairs again, this time without the lightning rod. When another storm comes (hopefully with the spammers fully recovered from last time) I do the last process again (sushi and all) and repeat until there is only one left. I then proceed to throw him into a wood chipper, then I put the chips of him into an incinerator, and I put the ashes into a deep freezer, putting the ice in a ballistic missile, which I detonate in the middle and at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
That was one of my earlier posts. Now I have this:
We find every spammer in the world and tie them up in a circle, selecting every pair. These are the teams. The teams do battle in a Hunger Games-style survival/mortal combat. The winning team gets this reward: An all-expenses-paid (because anvils and giant weights aren't cheap) trip to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
We find every spammer in the world and tie them up in a circle, selecting every pair. These are the teams. The teams do battle in a Hunger Games-style survival/mortal combat. The winning team gets this reward: An all-expenses-paid (because anvils and giant weights aren't cheap) trip to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.
