IF THE COOKIES TOUCHES EVEN A PIECE OF YOUR MOUTH YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES TO LIVE, IF YOU EAT IT YOU DIE INSTANTLY, SINCE WOLVES CARRY STUFF FROM THEIR MOUTH YOU DIE IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR
You lose the cookie , I find it eat it then burn myself so none of you can get it out of me again!! And then I make a law that nobody can make any more cookies in the whole world EVER. All the cookies in the world are also now disintegrated.
I grab your heavenly cookies and stuff them down your fat face, and i take one and throw it deep into space where it lands on the forest moon of endor gaurded in a deep underground bunker gaurded by justin bieber and rebecca black who are singing all the time, and since no one can stand their music without dying its MY BAD MUSIC COOKIE!!!!!