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They'd still have the real lava to contend with. Regardless, I just make a cookie, stuff it into a safe, and make another one to actively possess.

My Cookie And Backup Cookie!

(btw, the safe is locked)

I summon a lot of water elementals to deal with the lava. Next I summon an earth elemental and let it rip open the safe door. I steal the cookie and let the earth elemental destroy your kitchen and all the stuff you use to make cookies.

My Cookie!

I don't think you can do that. Either way, I make a secret base on the moon and make thousands of cookies, placing them in secret locations across its surface.

My Cookie Moon!

I explore the moon and find all of the cookies.

MY COOKIE!

I walk into a bakery and buy a cookie for 50 cents. You can too. It takes much less effort. I then take the cookie and give it to God for safekeeping.

MY ****ING COOKIE *****ES!!!!!

I buy out the entire bakery and let no one but a cookie

MY BAKERY AND COOKIES!!!!

(thx for the idea Top Rank, I won't steal you cookie)

I walk into Wal-Mart, and buy a trinkie. Then I flashbang Alexandra's bakery, take her cookie ans walk away. With a team of snipers making sure no one tries anything. Also, countersnipers watching them, and the outskirts of the city I'm in.

I call the stealth force to steal back all your cookies and make more. Then lock them away in a fridge safe.

MY BAKERY AND COOKIES!!!!

I call the assaissans

my cookie

Which are my loyal mercanaries.

My Cookie

But I already ate the cookies

NO MORE LEFT!

I still have my twinkie, which I bake into a cookie.

Still More Left

Sadly you ate it

No..wait, how is that good?

OH WELL

Still in my stomach. With moi mercaneries. And snipers.

My Cookie

Oh who cares. I make another cookie

MY FAV COOKIE!!!