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Granted, but it can't play any games in the futer and you get stuck on it living a board lonly life playing a broken computer...



I wish that all spammers were tossed into a box that was then fed to a rock mole whitch was then fed to a dragon whitch is then fed to a giant talking tree whitch explodes.

well you get teleported to the SPAMMER CONTANMENT AREA (jets 'n' guns gold)
i wish 4 a gun with ammo

granred, but their souls will come after you and hunt you down

I wich that my earphone wasn't broken...

but it costs you $1,000,000,000,000,000$ (AUS) to get it fixed

now do my wish

You get the gun, but the ammo is for a bebe gun and your gun can't even fire it.


I wish that the orcs whould stop trying to kill me..

granted, but they will start torchering you.


I wish for a white chocolate cookie

Granted, you get a white chocolate cookie but you drop it in mud.

I wish I had supply of unlimited apples.

Granted, but all the apples are poisoned so if you eat them, you die.

I wish I don't need to sleep.

You don't need to sleep, but you get run over by a car and end up in a coma.

I wish this thread wouldn't die.

Granted, but it gets locked.

I wish I had a Light-Sabre.

Granted but you drop it on your foot.
I wish that I had heat vision!

You burn down your house and anyone that comes near you with your heat vision. You are homeless and you blast the people that try to give you money.


I wish for a leek to spin it around and sing a finnish song with.

You get a leek, spin it around and sing a Finnish song. But soon the leek explodes (it was tampered with) injuring you and knocking you out. When you awake, you are in the forests of Finland, surrounded by a pack of wolves.

I think it is corrupted already.

I wish for a 1000 lb. pumpkin, a Model T Ford to drive around in and a Wright Flyer retrofitted with rockets.

Granted. You fly your Wright Flyer and turn on the rockets. The fuel chamber is leaking; the propellant is highly flammable and spills onto the wings, which immediately catch fire. You crash land in your Ford Model-T, which due to its newly gained momentum drives over the 1000 lbs. pumpkin crushing it, following which your vehicle overturns.

I wish life could be supported on Mars.

Granted, life eventually is supported. But by that time, you are dead.

I wish I had a canister of radioactive waste to pour into your toilet, a choice cut of beef, a 4500 sq. ft. lot in the middle of nowhere, the secrets of the world, beef jerky, five more wishes, a Supermarine Spitfire and a B52 loaded with an atomic bomb.