Granted. While meandering in your house with the radioactive waste in your hands, you slip over beef jerky that lay scattered in the 4500 sq. foot plot. The waste spills onto your choice of cut beef and irradiates it. In order to cover up the damage you load all the spoiled food onto your Spitfire, fly over the "eriphery of nowhere and dump it.
While returning the there is an engine malfunction and the plane hurtles towards your plot, close to which is housed the B-52. It rams into the B-52 generating enough pressure to trigger an atomic explosion. The secrets of the world are destroyed and your five wishes hold no meaning.
