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Granted..and it is being lived on *eerie music*

I wish for an alien to lick me

Granted, but the alien salivates acid.

I wish we had summer.

Granted but it will turn in winter after 1 second (like in my country people say about winter: Bad summer. just sayin)

I wish for nuclear bomb

Granted, but it falls on you, nail you to the ground... besides that is does nothing... oh, well, a lil thing, the hull its damaged so youre contaminated.

I wish for a sunny day.

Granted..the sun now sits on the Earth

I wish for snow!

Granted, abominable snowmen now take all our jobs, live in all our hotels, and buy your house CHEAP

I wish for batman to take me as his sidekick

Granted, you are now protecting batman from kicks to the side, he fits you in his utility belt for when he needs you to take a hit.

I wish Pyramid head and Slenderman would fight

Granted..they are fighting over who gets to torture you

I wish for Pyramid Head to go on a date with me

Granted. His idea of a "Date" involves him killing you.

I wish slenderman had a face.

Granted, but you go blind so youll never see it.

I wish for more quests on TD-games.

Granted,but your the enemy.

i wish for a pie flavored pie.:3

Granted, but homer j simpson comes around the corner, hell ate this pieso fast... and you loose 3 fingers.

I wish for a rainbow.

Granted, here is your pizza manure, enjoy.

I wish for a cold drink.

Granted, but now we are in a wasteland of santa slenders and santa gangum styles

I wish i could e forgiven if i spelled gangum style wrong.

Granted..but as for spelling "be" incorrectly..that is a different story

I wish I could read books in a matter of minutes