Granted,but sadly romantic people and Justin Bieber lovers hate Harry Potter,DreamWorks,and others,so they start an uprising and take over the world.Thus,they now have over 250 Justin Bieber movies,and they have now 300+ Titanic remakes.
Granted, the pretzel is on the way (comes from bavaria, and its delivered by foot, so it takes a while, expect it in... roundabout 10 years), and you got better typing skills, but only on a very old typewriter.