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Granted, but you never remind the content.

I wish for a steak.

granted but you explode
i wish for this wish to be corupted

Granted, but your wish isn't corrupted.

I wish for a banana.

Granted, But the banana is rotten.
I wish for dictatorship over all humans (and some apes)

Granted, but the dictator decides that you are worthless and kills you.
I wish for a paradox!

GRANTED!!!! You hear as you from the future and you from the past get into a fist fight, meanwhile.......Alexander the Great and Hitler are having a arm wrestling contest while napoleon sings the star spangled banner, responses from other forum games like "how to kill a...", "how to dodge a...." and "I spawn a....." splatter upon every wall. And before it all ends......You taste the smell of brownies, you feel the color red, the see music from a radio, you smell the sunlight, and the world goes: "KAPUT"

I wish MagicTree would get assassinated 2 minutes before he posted his corrupted wish so there isn't a paradox.

Granted, but this is a paradox so I exist before the assassins and save myself.
I wish that I could feel colours.

Granted, but then you're just like me in the land of synthesia.

I wish that my synthesia would either go away or be permanent.

Granted, but i don't know what that is.

I wish i could have a rainbow flying rhinocorn

Granted, but it has babies with a dinosaur and the babies eat you alive.

I wish for a pink waffle.

Granted, to color it they use the blood of a plague sufferer.

I wish for a fresh bun

Granted, but it's really dry and you have no water.

I wish for a jar of honey.

Granted..the honey is protected by a swarm of bees. Mutant bees. And an Apache helicopter..an Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.

I wish for an Apache helicopter

Granted, but you're flying it. And the co-pilot is Prince Harry.
I wish being naked was legal.

Granted, but you goes blind.