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Another fail... thanks to my flu...

I wish for a health restore.

Granted, it's stolen money and then in the next second the police show up and arrest you.

I wish for a spiky green thing to be in my refridgerator.

Said spiky green thing spikes you.

I wish to wake up in 2099.

You do, but your really old and die of heart failure.

I wish I was axe cop (anyone know who that is?)

Granted you become one but you hit yourself with the ax.

I wish I was a thrift shopper.

Granted, but the stuff you buy is worthless.

I wish to not have evil nightmares after watching Hetaoni.

Granted, but now all you do is watch Hetaoni, and your still scared of it.

I wish that chuck norris and darth vader got into a arm wrestle.

Granted, but this match of pure muscle and legend vs the force in human form is too much awesome to handle and you disintegrate into nothingness

I wish the i could punch through a wall like a boss

Granted, you break your fist(LIKE A BOSS)

I wish i had a license......to kill

Granted, but you have only the license to kill... yourself, enjoy.^^

I wish for a beer.

Granted, but you ordered a beer from a idiot, and he gives you a BEAR, in a tiny box, so it's angry.

I wish UnleashedUponMankind would fight ghost-rider.

Granted, but youll never see it^^

I wish for a cake.

The update is such a big file that the whole history of Ground Zero implodes and is never to be seen again.

I wish for someone to mess up this wish...

Someone ninjas someone below your post

I wish to not be sick

Granted, youll die in a second.

I wish for a cold drink.