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Granted, but it's full of acid, but you think it's soda, so you drink it and it dissolves you from the inside out.

I wish I had a pebble.

Granted, sadly youre shrinking, so its big as a menhir... and you have to carry him with you.

I wish i had a working ballpen.

Granted, but it is the size of a house, and its the shape of a ball and marks on anything it touches

I wish for two more wishes.

Granted, when youre dead you can use them.

I wish for a fresh bun.

Granted, but there's a tiny bomb in it and when you eat it, it explodes in your mouth.

I wish I could be invisible.

Granted, but there's a special kind of Acetaminophen in the madicine you eat to turn you invisible, and when you swallow the Acetaminophen, you start coughing and people can hear you.

I wish I could spend my life playing on AG.

Granted, but someone hacked AG and deleted all the games and the new ones are boring.

I wish I had seven ears.

Granted, sadly your brain can handle that, so you´re going crazy.

I wish for a nice breakfast.

Granted, but the chef used to be a doctor, so in the muffins and brownies, she sneaks in spinach so you won't get sick.

I wish I could spend my life getting Armir Points.

Granted, but, as you may noticed, AP dont longer exist... so think your life has ended a while ago, pls contact a undertaker.

I wish for a bigger TV-screen.

Granted! but it's so big your eyes can't see the whole thing, even if you stand far away from it.

I wish for millions of dollars.

Granted, but the seller you payed to accidentally spilled oil on it,so it's unusable.

I wish I could be an admin.

Granted, you do grunt work for the other admins..which includes cleaning leo's toenails

I wish leo would visit me irl

Granted, hell ring your doorbell in 60 years.

I wish for a cherry coke.