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Granted, a nice man drills a hole from the top of your head to the spine, then he breaks your neck, place a solid pod in the hole, adjust your head to the new height and fix it.

I wish for more snow.

Granted, but it causes a global ice age and those movies have been declining rapidly in quality.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

Granted..but the amount of corruption that they will receive is tenfold from these wishes

I wish for silence

Granted, but then you get shot and killed and nobody notices.

I wish my wishes were to be unwished-for before I wished for them.

Granted..but another person before that wishes that anytime another person wishes something related to another person..the 2 explode

I wish my phone would become a fone

The Wish Master grabs the phone that you hold out before him. Looking, intensely at the phone you have presented him, the Wish Mast folds both arms and blinks, turning the phone into a fone. Because fones don't actually exist, the fone slowly disappears, in a slow dissolve fashion. from your hand. You then flash back, in a ripple dissolve fashion, to the great phone you once had and shed a tear.

I wish I had ice cream.

Granted, but it's Safeway ice cream.

I wish I lived in New York.

Granted, welcome in New York... Henderson County, Texas; roundabout 11 miles east from Athens.

I wish for a Hot Dog.

Granted, but it's an angry pit bull made of magma (somehow) and it sinks its teeth into your leg and your skin melts.

I wish fossil fuels were a renewable resource.

Granted, but hipsters will only drive wind powered vehicle now because fossil fuels have become eco friendly in the mainstreams eyes.

I wish I owned a jet plane.

Granted, he is waiting for you, just travel to Surgut International Airport.

I wish for a new GOOD "Alien"-movie.

Granted, Aliens from Eta Carinae invade our planet and steal your TV.

I wish for a nice lunch.

Granted, all is prepared... in the ADMAX Florence, enjoy... oh, wait, maybe i forget that you have to stay there after lunch for the next 45 years.

I wish for an oscar.

You get the 1991 movie Oscar with Sylvester Stallone. Sadly, the disk is all scratched and unusable

I wish for a third eye of sight

Granted, sadly your brain cant handle these new informations and you´re going crazy.

I wish for a cat.