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Granted, but it's the worst wish ever thought up and it leads the world into total destruction and chaos.

I wish for total destruction and chaos.

granted, however, that is a contradiction, so the chaos simply continues.

I wish for Two turtle doves

Granted, but they have a hard time flying due to the heavy shells on their backs, and they can't walk because their tiny feet can't support the shells either, so they end up immobile and unfit to survive anywhere.

I wish humans could breathe everywhere.

Granted, but now we can't see

I wish for orange text

Granted, but that was easy ,cuz we still have it, you must have a strange eye disease or a strange computer-issue if you cant see it.

I wish for spring.

Granted, spring only starts 3/21/13, so you have to wait.

I wish for AP.

Granted, but you received a permanant ban for bringing back the past.

I wish for a ice cold drink.

Granted, when you drink it, your entire body freezes solid from the outside-in

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything.

I wish you would have wished for something.

Granted, seems you cant see it, better you go straight to an ophthalmologist, you have eye-cancer.

I wish for a bottle of wine... red pls.

Granted, but the banana has two left feet.

I wish these walls could talk.

Granted, but it's one of those plastic ones that cheap magicians use to store flowers and make rabbits appear in hats.

I wish I could find the pathway to enlightenment.

Granted, but they taste even worse than regular vomit and they're much harder to clean up.

I wish I had a bathtub shaped like a clam.

Granted, but you have no way of getting back nor do you have any Oxygen to survive for more than a few hours.

I wish I could paint the Washington Monument blue.

Granted, but doctors aren't sure how to react when you slip into a diabetic coma during double bypass surgery. Which is weird that they don't, because this is America after all.

I wish northern Canada was a more habitable place.